Relate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Butts of Anime 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime appreciation, anime butts, Anime Community, anime culture, anime enjoyment, anime excitement, anime fandom, anime fans, anime happiness, anime joy, Anime love, anime obsession, Butts, can you relate, Happy, make me happy, Relate

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	193
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever just look at anime butts and feel pure joy bubbling up inside you? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server totally gets you!

Join us if you want to build a world where anime butts are the main source of inspiration for all our creations.

We’ve got pixelated booties for days, my dudes. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than mining for diamonds while staring at some fine anime derrieres.

So if you’re a fellow butt enthusiast, come on over and let’s make this server the ultimate paradise for all things anime and bootylicious. Let’s get this party started!

RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax

Automation in nursing homes, Caregiving innovations, employee retention, employee satisfaction, Employee turnover, Healthcare industry trends, Healthcare Technology, Job Opportunities, Less experienced employees, long-term care facilities, More experienced workers, Nursing homes, part-time work, patient care, Relate, Relax, Retain, RoboCare, Robotic assistance, Robotics in healthcare, Robots, Staffing solutions, technology in healthcare, workforce management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ores Mined:	3824
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Items Found:	5796	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we use ROBOTS in nursing homes!! yea u heard right, ROBOTS. we got dem robots helpin out with patient care and keepin dem employees happy.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.

patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.

we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.

less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.

come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	938
Ores Mined:	2832	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Relatable Minecraft SMP Characters

Characters, Connection, emotions, Empathy, feelings, fictional, fictional characters, genuine, Identity, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, Personality, relatable, Relate, Self Discovery, self reflection, Similarities, smp, storytelling, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have a laugh while doing it? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night, and the villagers are secretly plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there!

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or mobs that try to ruin your day. And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a rain of TNT whenever you need to make a grand entrance.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

MineFictionalMe

character traits, characteristics, Connection, emotional bond, Empathy, favorite character, fictional character, fictional hero, fictional heroine, fictional universe, fictional world, Identification, MineFictionalMe, personal connection, Personality, relatability, Relate, Role Model, Similarities, storylines, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3079	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	566972	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

Spotlight Thieves R Us

attention seeking, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, opinion, people, Personal experiences, perspective, Relate, Respect, self-centered behavior, Situation, social dynamics, social interactions, spotlight, stealing, Support, thieves, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being overshadowed by people trying to one-up your stories on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Spotlight Stealing” policy! We guarantee that your stories will always be the most epic and outrageous ones shared in our community.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a giant chicken, or building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and be the star of the show on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

CraftyMe Minecraft Server

Awareness, Character, convince, CraftyMe, Evidence, Existence, existential crisis, fictional, fictional being, Identical Twins, Identity, identity crisis, Indisputable, lookalike, me, Minecraft, MIRROR, Relate, SELF AWARENESS, self-aware, Server, SIMILAR, twin

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of uniqueness!

Join us and create a character that is literally YOU. No, seriously, this character is so you that it’s almost creepy. People will stop you in the virtual streets and be like, “Wow, you and your character are like twins!”

Imagine waking up every morning, logging into the server, and feeling a deep connection with your character. It’s like looking into a virtual mirror and seeing yourself staring back.

But wait, it gets even crazier! What if your character became self-aware and started questioning your existence? Talk about a mind-blowing experience!

So, why settle for just any Minecraft server when you can join us and become one with your virtual self? Trust us, you won’t find this level of existential crisis-inducing fun anywhere else!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

blocky, bonanza, Breaktime, bros, browse, Day, dogshit, Escape, Faggots, gthave, Happy, hate, home, Long, Long day, Loser, r9k, Reality, Relate, School, unethical thoughts, Virgin, work, workschool..

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

1. me, act, Adventures, Argument, awareness 3. similar, Beyond, blocky, Character, Chuckle, Comment, evidence 4. convince, existential crisis, fictional, Friends, Identical, Identity, look 5. outside, McBlockface, MIRROR, real, Relate, relateable, Shut down, Smile, steve, twin 2. self-aware

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	893364
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	231
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	933
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

coathanger wire, copyright infringement, digital piracy, dogshit internet, file compression, file sharing, FitCraft, FitGirl repacks, illegal downloads, low bandwidth, Minecraft, net win, online piracy, pirate sites, poor thirdies, Server, slow download speeds, slow internet connection, software cracking, software piracy, torrenting, unpacking files, waiting time

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

aita, blocked friends, car accident, car crash, Crashcraft, damages, deductible, Fault, financial burden, friend drama, friendship, insurance claim, minimum wage, parked car, Principle, RESPONSIBILITY, rough day, spilled drinks, split payment, Starbucks, totalled car, Young drivers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	136	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

avoiding distractions, BlockCrafted, concentration, Focus, goal-setting, healthy habits, long term focus., mental clarity, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, organization, Prioritization, productivity, self improvement, self-discipline, Server, staying on track, Stress Management, success strategies, task management, Time management, work habits

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	483
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of getting distracted while playing Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a secret potion that will keep you laser-focused for hours on end. Just one sip and you’ll be building epic structures like a pro!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work.

And if you ever feel yourself losing focus, don’t worry! We have a team of trained parrots that will squawk motivational messages in your ear until you’re back on track.

So come on down to our server and see just how focused you can be when you’re surrounded by chaos and mayhem!

CraftyWifeGiftFailz

appreciation, awkward, Communication, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, Disappointment, feelings, gift giving, Girlfriend, Gratitude, guys, Honesty, Manners, Polite, Presents, reddit, relationship, Surprises, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Wife, worst gift

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WazzaniWarsMC

airstrikes, Al Wazzani, Al Wazzani town, Arab media, Attacks, border, Conflict, escalation, Friday morning, international news, Israel, Lebanon-Israel relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, ongoing situation, Reports, southern Lebanon, Tensions, violence, WazzaniWarsMC

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Farms Harvested:	919

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MosquitoMishapMC

Accidental, danger, deadly disease, disease transmission, Fatal, fatal consequences, health risk, insect, mosquito, mosquito bite, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illness, MosquitoMishapMC, public health, unaware, unawareness, Unintentional, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED, vector-borne disease, Virus

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!