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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • Near Vanilla

    Near Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Near Vanilla Server Overview

    Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

    Server Details:

    IP play.nearvanilla.com
    Website https://nearvanilla.com
    Server Guide Our Notion Page
    Map https://map.nearvanilla.com

    Requirements:

    18+ only

    Mature and Respectful

    Zero Tolerance Policy:

    No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

    The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

      • Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
      • WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
      • Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
      • Custom plugins created for our server

    To apply through Discord, click the link below:

    Apply here!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join if I am under 18? Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only.
    Are there rules against griefing? Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
    What should I do if I see someone hacking? Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server.

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  • Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

    Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

    Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

    Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

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  • Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

    Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a telenovela! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and outrageous storylines.

    Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.

    But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!

    When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.

    So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBoysDating

    BlockyBoysDating

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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