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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • Kings of towny mc

    Kings of towny mc

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    Kings of Towny MC is a new 100% dedicated towny survival server running on 1.19.3 We have a passionate staff that aim to make this the best towny experience out there.

    💢 Server IP: play.kingsoftownymc.com 💢

    💢 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/R4aE9xWkaw 💢

    We are looking for passionate players to come join us and help us test our new server!!

    Come join us and be involved in the evolution of the server! Early players will get special titles, rewards and items as a thank you for joining us early on in our adventure!!!

    Kings of Towny MC Features!

    💸 100% Player-based Economy

    🚩 No Pay To Win

    🏰All Towny Plugins

    ⛏Jobs

    🏹McMMO

    🌲Seasons

    🌎Dynmap

    ⛏ Custom Items and abilities

    🙌 Pinata Party events!

    🏦 Bank with interest

    💷 Balanced Economy

    👷 Balanced Jobs

    🗓️ Events for in-game rewards

    🙌 Community Orientated

    🛒 Player Shops

    🏆 Leaderboards

    🎄 Seasonal Server wide Events

    How to Earn money:

    Join a Job: Select from jobs like Lumberjack, Miner, Builder, Digger, Farmer, Hunter, Fisherman, and More!

    Set up Shops: Make your own shop and earn money!

    Run A Town: Become the Mayor of a community, or join an existing community!

    play.kingsoftownymc.com

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  • MCZone | Minecraft server comfort zone

    MCZone |  Minecraft server comfort zone

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    The best game server for Survival, with Anarchy and SkyWars in Minecraft PE. We have everything you could ever imagine. Join us

    mc-zone.ru:19133

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  • Fishcraft

    Fishcraft

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    Fishcraft is an almost completely survival Spanish-speaking Minecraft server with several active players, quite a few plugins and an incredible community!!!!

    172.106.193.217:25569

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  • Notclickbait

    Notclickbait

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    Notclickbait is a survival minecraft server with a protected spawn and many custom features.

    These features include: – Economy – Custom NPC – Special armor and tools – Dungeons of some sort (in developement)

    notclickbait.exaroton.me

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  • Mcportal

    Mcportal

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    MCPORTAL has a variety of minigames ranging from SkyWars to Hunger Games to Survival and much more. Our staff team is online most of the time and will assist you in any question you might have about the network. If you want to join our whitelisted SMP (latest version) send me a message on Discord. We support versions 1.8.x to 1.18.x. Join MCPORTAL today!

    Discord: https://discord.mcportal.net/

    play.mcportal.net

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  • Dirt.SU Minecraft server

    Dirt.SU Minecraft server

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    Our server is not something unique, but you can safely play on it without wipes, knowing that your home is always in place. Here you can make new friends and realize your old ideas, build a huge castle or a small fishing house, make your own resource store, or just run around with a pickaxe in your hands and explore the world 🙂

    mc.dirt.su

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  • Aussie RlCraft

    Aussie RlCraft

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    Austlian RLCraft server, come join and have some fun and let the chaos begin. New server created on the 1/01/2022 if you have any idea’s on how to improve the server please feel free too let me know 😀

    162.33.18.41

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  • AxolotlCraftMc

    AxolotlCraftMc

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    AxolotlcraftMc is a typical survival server, there are plots, keys to open chests will be available soon!

    AxolotlCraftMc.csrv.pl

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  • Blade-craft network

    Blade-craft network

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    About the Blade-Craft Minecraft Server

    Blade-Craft is a Sri Lankan Minecraft server you are welcome to join and play. Its additional plugins like McMMO and Factions. Join our Discord server for help and anything else you might need to know about the Blade-Craft SMP server.

    Website: https://web.bladecraftmc.tk/Discord: https://discord.gg/PDr35J3fQrWhatsApp: https://chat.whatsapp.com/Cv0fNm8veiiFMJ12WEbiNa

    Features

    – Slimefun

    – McMMO

    – Factions

    – Minigames And Much More!

    Java Edition IP – play.bladecraftmc.tkBedrock DetailsName – BladeCraftHostname – 162.55.134.28Port – 26355

    play.bladecraftmc.tk

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  • ✅ GTA X RP ⭐ VINTAGE WITH TNT ⭐ ❤️ MINI-GAMES ❤️ Minecraft server

    ✅ GTA X RP ⭐ VINTAGE WITH TNT ⭐ ❤️ MINI-GAMES ❤️ Minecraft server

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    ip: go.mwserv.ru===================================================== ====3 elite survival servers + mini-games===================================================== ====Survival. Mini-games, Cases, Things of God, Clans, Tanks, Cars, Weddings, Works, Pets, Trampolines, Auto-mine, Casino, Gadgets, Events. There is Herobrine on our servers. Kill Herobrine or he will kill you.Mini-games: BEDWARS. SKYWARS. BUILDBATTLE. KITPVP. MURDER MUSTERY.===================================================== ====

    mwplay.xyz

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