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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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New Server IP
Lords network

Survival, Life, Heads, Bed wars, Custom MiniGames

Welcome to our brand new Minecraft 24/7 public server! We’re thrilled to introduce you to an exciting world filled with various game modes to suit every player’s taste. First up, we have Bedwars, a thrilling mini-game where teams compete to destroy each other’s beds while defending their own. Strategy, teamwork, and quick thinking are key to victory in this adrenaline-pumping battle. For those who prefer the classic Minecraft experience, we offer Survival mode, where you can gather resources, build, and survive in a challenging open world. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or new to the game, there’s always something new to discover in our expansive survival world. But that’s not all! We also feature unique game modes like Lifesteal and Headsteal to add an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. In Lifesteal, players gain health by dealing damage to their opponents, making every encounter a test of skill and strategy. Meanwhile, in Headsteal, collecting player heads becomes a crucial objective, adding a thrilling twist to the traditional Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a PvP enthusiast, a master builder, or simply looking for a fun community to join, our server has something for everyone. So gather your friends, sharpen your swords, and get ready to embark on epic adventures in our Minecraft world. We can’t wait to see you there!

play.lordgaming.fun

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New Server IP
IvedCraft 4.0 Minecraft server

Bed wars

We love BedWars, SkyBlock and dark magical fantasy!

That’s why we decided to combine everything we like in the fourth season of IvedCraft.

We also didn’t forget to make some changes to the standard mechanics.

On our server you can play BedWars on new maps with a non-standard resource system and new features (and while it’s young, consider it a personal free BW server for you and your friends)

You can also play the vanilla RP-like Survival, it requires a walkthrough, but it’s free at the moment!

We are always open to new ideas and are looking forward to seeing you on our server!

Our universe has a role-playing system ^.^

You can become a peaceful builder and create the coolest buildings with our support in the form of the resources you need, and also protect your chests so as not to look for “who stole five stacks of ink.”

Do you like the coolest generation of our world? Become its Guardian! Will you be able to follow other players? , and if someone has mutilated the clearing you like, you can bring this to the attention of the Executioners

Do you want the server to be in order? Join the ranks of the brave police! Search other people’s inventories, and if something goes wrong, inform the Executioners

Do you like to punish and have mercy? Welcome to the Order of the Executioners! You will receive notifications about incoming complaints and make decisions to punish the offender (or the one who complained…)

There’s always a shortage of animals on the servers, isn’t there? Sometimes you have to pay some IvedCoin from your pocket for a piece of fresh meat… So why don’t you open your own store? Why not build your own farm? Become a merchant and get the opportunity to sell the resources you extract! And with the proceeds you can buy something that you really want (a dragon egg, for example, or a netherite sword), but don’t have enough time to get

tcp-four.ivedcraft.ru

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New Server IP
Cryo Lifesteal SMP

LifeSteal, Survival, Economy, PvP

A fun lifesteal economy Server With Loads Of PVP and a active community and discord with loads of fun and esciting plugins like /ah and /shop JOIN NOW!

CryoSMP.net

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New Server IP
SurviFloat

OneBlock, Survival, Skyblock, Cross-Play, Factions

Raft the game in Minecraft! Fish for items and use them in custom crafting recipes to progress, expand your raft, and become the most powerful person on the server!

SurviFloat.mcserver.us

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New Server IP
Wyverncraft

Jobs, Economy, Survival, Custom Enchants

Welcome to WyvernCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Embark on an extraordinary journey in the immersive world of WyvernCraft, where creativity meets excitement! Our server is designed to deliver a unique and enriching Minecraft experience, filled with custom features that set us apart. Here’s a glimpse into what awaits you:

Custom Enchantments:Unleash the power of enchantments like never before! Dive into a realm of exclusive, custom-crafted enchantments that add depth and strategy to your gameplay. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a master builder, WyvernCraft’s enchantments will elevate your skills and make your adventures truly legendary.

Dynamic Jobs System:Forge your path in the WyvernCraft economy by choosing from a variety of dynamic jobs! Whether you’re mining, farming, or exploring, our job system rewards your efforts with in-game currency, creating a vibrant and player-driven economy. Rise through the ranks, accumulate wealth, and become a force to be reckoned with!

Player-Centric Economy:Experience a thriving in-game economy where your actions directly impact the world around you. Buy, sell, and trade resources with fellow players to build your empire. Invest in businesses, create markets, and shape the economic landscape of WyvernCraft. The possibilities are endless!

Friendly Community:At WyvernCraft, we believe in fostering a welcoming and inclusive community. Join forces with like-minded players, form alliances, and embark on epic quests together. Our dedicated staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment for everyone.

Weekly Events and Challenges:Stay engaged with our server through weekly events and challenges! Test your skills, compete with friends, and earn exclusive rewards. From epic PvP battles to creative building contests, WyvernCraft constantly provides new ways to keep the excitement alive.

Are you ready to immerse yourself in the magic of WyvernCraft? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! The adventure awaits, and so does your destiny. WyvernCraft – Where Legends Rise!

play.wyvern-craft.com

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New Server IP
ChillProject Minecraft server

The owner of the ChillProject server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

168.119.78.105:29157

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New Server IP
ForgeAway

Survival, Economy, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to ForgeAway economy-driven 1.19.4 Minecraft survival server! Here, you’ll have the chance to build, explore, and survive in a vast, immersive world while also participating in a thriving economy. Invite all your friends, every Platform can play on our server!

Players can earn in-game currency through a variety of means, such as farming, mining, and trading with other players.

We have a friendly and active community, as well as a dedicated staff team to ensure that everyone has a fun and fair experience. Whether you’re a seasoned survival player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So come join us and start your journey today! We can’t wait to see what you’ll accomplish in the world of our economy-driven Minecraft survival server.

forgeaway.com

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New Server IP
BytelessMC

PvP, MCMMO, Survival, Factions, Economy

Welcome to our listing, we are a brand new network of high quality servers. Our BytelessMC – Factions server is our first and we believe is of very high quality, also running on HQ server hardware for a lag free experience hosted in the UK. Whether you’re new to factions or not, we have created this server to be intuitive on both ends of the stick. Features: ChunkBusters – Quickly remove chunks to build a base that extends down to bedrock easily) GenBuckets – Places blocks automatically to make the building experience less time consuming) Factions Top – Compete against other factions in the race to be the richest and most powerful on the server MFHoppers – Making mob grinders and crop farms a lot more easier and automated, can be viewed in /shop in the special tab. SellWands – Sell all of the contents of a chest with the right click of a button, this item is bought in /shop. Trench Tools – PickAxes in the special tab in /shop to mine out large areas quickly (3×3 all the way to 7×7)

A lot more features you can find in game, these are just a few that make our server fun to play on.

byteless.xyz

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New Server IP
ZabGrief Minecraft server

The owner of the server “ZabGrief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ZabGrief.falix.gg

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