REJUVENATION Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChoiceCraft 1.21

Ability, aging, Alien, CHANGE, choicecraft, Consuming, control, diet, dreams, eternal youth, Flesh, gift, Manipulation, PARASITE, Pregnancy, REJUVENATION, sex, Sorcerer, transformation, VEGETABLES, Water

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here!

NewYearCraft2022

Adventure, celebration, family, fresh start, Friends, Fun, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearCraft2022, Party, positivity, Reflection, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, resolutions, self-care, Traditions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of spending your days in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and spend your first day of the new year in a virtual paradise!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing party hats. They lead you to a giant cake made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, where you can feast to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers in town. Join them for a night of funky tunes and explosive moves.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden nest.

So why spend your first day of the new year in the real world when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

Sauna Party Minecraft SMP

Detoxification, Finnish tradition., health benefits, heat therapy, hot room, infrared sauna, Minecraft, muscle relaxation, Naurava Ronald, painos, Party, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, relaxation therapy, sauna, self-care, smp, spa treatment, steam bath, stress relief, sweating, traditional sauna, wellness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4095	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the Naurava Ronald SMP, where chaos reigns and laughter never stops! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Ronald himself.

Our server is home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: you log in to find your house has been turned into a giant cake, your diamonds replaced with potatoes, and your pet wolf wearing a tutu. It’s all in good fun, right?

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Race, where players ride sheep through obstacle courses while being chased by flying pigs. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where winners receive a crown made of TNT and bragging rights for eternity.

So why join Naurava Ronald SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking parrot who tells terrible jokes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we want you to be a part of it. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	947595
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ores Mined:	2028	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

activities, best moment, Bonding, brunch, enjoyment, family, Friends, Fun, games, Happiness, Laughter, leisure, Memories, Outdoor, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, smp, socializing, sunday funday, SundayFundayMinecraft, unwind, weekend

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	290
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

Benefits, career, family time, Happiness, Job, leisure, life change, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, productivity, PTO, PTO_Pros, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, time off, travel, vacation time, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

fresh air, GRASS, greenery, grounding, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, natural beauty., Nature, outdoor activities, outdoors, Peace, reconnecting, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, stress relief, touching, touching grass, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3392
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3981
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

activism, anti-LGBT law, Awareness, Community, CraftyQueens, discrimination, equality, georgia, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice for trans women, Killed, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, Server, Support, tragic, trans woman, transgender rights, violence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8285	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Orbs of Power Found:	10

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Farms Harvested:	831	Towns Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7495	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Farms Harvested:	250

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