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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1807
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

Advancements Not Advancing SMP: Where Progress Goes to Die

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	171

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	51.222.147.227
Port	25607

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why do my advancements reset every time I rejoin the server?	This could be due to a server-side issue, such as a plugin or configuration setting. It’s recommended to check with the server administrator for assistance in resolving this issue.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version testv1.0, utilizing Geyser as a plugin for cross-platform compatibility.
How can I access the server map?	You can access the server map by visiting the following link: Server Map

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

play.floxmc.ru

Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, camaraderie, Challenges, collaboration, conquests, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Quests, Shop, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Treasures, victories, VirtualWorld

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.

Blocky Loli Party

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are cute and the players are even cuter! Join us on our loli thread for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing pandas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a magical unicorn with the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So come on down to our loli thread and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look innocent, but they’re actually plotting world domination.

BeanCraft: Where beans on toast is the only currency!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	5651	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Votes:	7722

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bean-tastic place to be!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Curry Crew

belonging, bros, brotherhood, Challenges, Community, coping, Crafty, CREW, culture, curry, Desi, diaspora, emotional well being, family, friendship, Identity, mental health, relationships, resilience, self-care, South Asian, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	121	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate desi bro paradise! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Bollywood dance party breaks out in the caves! And don’t even get us started on the epic tandoori chicken battles that happen every Friday night. Plus, our custom-built Taj Mahal spawn point will make you feel like royalty every time you log on. So come join us and see how desi bros cope with the craziness of Minecraft!

Blocky Ballers: Minecraft Euroleague Finals Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce! Just like in the basketball Euroleague final game, anything can happen on our server. Picture this: you’re in a heated battle with another player, tied at 49-49, when suddenly a lucky 3-pointer changes the game. But wait, everyone in the virtual stands is too busy checking their phones for updates on Joselu in Madrid! Real Madrid keeps scoring goals, causing chaos and distractions that lead to your ultimate defeat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, where rivalries run deep and anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a virtual meltdown just like Barcelona. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in the craziest Minecraft server around!