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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8224 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7436 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as your family? Look no further! Join our server where step-siblings fight over who gets to use the diamond pickaxe first, just like in real life!
Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!
Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!
