On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas. It was lit, to say the least.
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give hugs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant rainbow unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those Hololive whores behind and come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones but with pixelated graphics. and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to fight like a pro.
so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get eaten by a zombie, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!
So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks that shoot fireworks, or ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, or at the very least, the best prankster in town. So what are you waiting for? Join today and let the madness begin!
On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!
u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.
we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
Forget therapy, join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those expensive therapy sessions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual escape that’s way more fun and way less expensive? Let’s get crafting, baby!
A new vanilla survival server. Come join our discord too! Join us if you want a completely vanilla experience with others and make friends.
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But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for all our players. Introducing the 1st orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, a song that will have you mining and crafting like never before. And don’t miss out on our 3D Debut, where we’ll be showcasing our pixelated dance moves in stunning 3D graphics.
Check out our Youtube channel for all the latest videos of our epic adventures, from battling creepers to building sky-high castles. And be sure to grab some merch from our online store, featuring Fuwawa and Mococo-themed items that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.
Join us for some /baubau/-related content, including baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of all our favorite VTL team members. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
But that’s not all – we have weekly lewd meets for our Gay Down Under Edition, where you can get down and dirty with your fellow players. And if lewd isn’t your thing, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience virtual reality, real ejaculate, and have a blast with a community that’s as wild and crazy as you are? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!
Welcome to Dragoon’s – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience! Embark on an epic adventure in the sky with our custom-designed Skyblock world! Here at Dragoon’s, we’ve taken classic Skyblock gameplay and elevated it with tons of unique features and custom items you won’t find anywhere else. Custom Items & Pickaxes Discover a whole new world of custom items! From powerful pickaxes to exclusive gear, we’ve got everything to help you thrive. Unlock legendary tools and weapons to boost your island progression! Unique Armor & Drinkable Items Gear up with custom armor sets that provide the best protection and stats! We even have drinkable items that give you special buffs and effects, making every challenge more exciting. Endless Customization with ItemAdder Use our ItemAdder plugin to collect hundreds of custom blocks, resources, and more! Whether you’re building, farming, or fighting, there’s always something new to explore and discover! Challenges & Exclusive Rewards Take on custom challenges and earn exclusive rewards to upgrade your island and become the ultimate Skyblock legend. The more you play, the more you unlock! Join us at mc.dragoons.eu and experience a Skyblock world like never before! Start your adventure today and build your sky kingdom with endless possibilities!
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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching drones trying to kick Rhea out of WWE while also building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches. Who needs a wrestling ring when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned diamond sword fight?
So come on, join our crazy SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves wrestling drones and WWE drama!
Welcome to “ItaAnarchy,” an anarchic Minecraft server where there are no rules, no alliances, and only the strongest survive. Form factions, battle for control, and rise to power in a world driven by pure chaos. Build, raid, and conquer, but trust no one. Will you be the last one standing, or will you fall to the power struggles of others? The only certainty here is that nothing is certain. Embrace the madness!
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Our server is filled with neckbeards, fedoras, and a whole lot of Mountain Dew. We have exclusive incel-only chat rooms where you can bond over your shared hatred of women and society.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a special Ukraine-themed mini-game where you can roleplay as a Russian invader or a brave Ukrainian defender. Will you conquer the land or fight for freedom? The choice is yours!
So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a virtual incel uprising instead?
In our server, you’ll witness the legendary showdown between Joke Paul and his arch-nemesis, the Ender Dragon. Who will come out on top in the PFL (Prank Fight League)? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where players can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of llamas.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us now and become a part of the madness! Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen.