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  • SisCraft Oopsie

    SisCraft Oopsie
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and job rejections? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where your sister can’t shred your job applications because she’s too busy building a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranksters who love to cover your house in pink wool to friendly zombies who just want to dance with you, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s craft some laughs together!

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  • GazaGangCraft

    GazaGangCraft
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject Trump’s plan to take over Gaza just like Türkiye! Our server is a safe haven for all who oppose world leaders trying to take over random places. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential invaders. Join now and fight against injustice in the most blocky and pixelated way possible! #BlockTrump #MinecraftResistance

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  • NoDateSMP – What made you give up on dating?

    NoDateSMP – What made you give up on dating?
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the best server ever, dude. Like, we have this crazy story where we all had to fight off a horde of evil chickens that were trying to take over the server. And then there was this one time where we all had to build giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just to impress the mods. It was wild, man.

    And the best part is, we have the most lit parties every Saturday night. We all gather around a virtual campfire and tell jokes and stories and stuff. It’s like, the best way to unwind after a long day of mining and building and stuff.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft SMP to join, you should totally come check us out. We’re always looking for new players to join in on the fun. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

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  • NoHomophobeNoHome

    NoHomophobeNoHome
    So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a real rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your Minecraft buddy, let’s call her Lexie, gets kicked out of her virtual house because her virtual mom doesn’t like her virtual hair! Like, what even?! And then she’s crying in the virtual chat, saying she’s a virtual disappointment and being called names by her virtual mom. It’s like a virtual soap opera, I swear.

    But here’s the kicker – Lexie asks if she can crash at your virtual place, and you’re like, “Nah, sorry, my virtual mom and sister wouldn’t be cool with it.” I mean, come on, it’s Minecraft, not a virtual homeless shelter! And then you’re feeling all guilty about it, like, should I have let her build a virtual bed in my virtual basement? Girl, you gotta prioritize your virtual space, am I right?

    But don’t worry, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for drama queens like Lexie. Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures, where you can build friendships, create drama, and maybe even get kicked out of your virtual house for having the wrong virtual hairstyle. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on over and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • BreakUpCraft SMP

    BreakUpCraft SMP
    OMG, bro, like if someone says “I’m breaking up with you” on our Minecraft SMP, you gotta join us because we have the most epic drama ever! Like, one time, this dude built a giant heart out of diamond blocks for his Minecraft girlfriend and she was like “nah, I’m breaking up with you” and then she blew up the heart with TNT! It was so savage, bro! You gotta join our server to witness this kind of craziness every day, man. Plus, we have a secret underground base full of llamas wearing sunglasses, like, how cool is that?! So yeah, join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP experience ever, bro!

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  • CreeperCraftLoveGoneWrong

    CreeperCraftLoveGoneWrong
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic love story ever told in blocky form! Fall in love with our pixelated pigs, have a romantic date at our lava-filled volcano, and propose to your Minecraft crush with a diamond sword! Who needs real love when you can have virtual love in our crazy world of cubic romance? So come join us and get ready to say “I love you” in the most ridiculous ways possible!

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  • BlindMomma’sBoyNoCare

    BlindMomma’sBoyNoCare
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape from your crazy mother who lies about being pregnant and tests the quality of her eggs for her boyfriend.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world away from all the insanity of real life. Explore new lands, mine for resources, and maybe even find a new family that won’t lie about their pregnancies.

    But beware, you might encounter some players who are just as nuts as your own family members. From paraplegic fathers to blind mothers with secret pregnancies, our server is full of surprises at every turn.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?

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  • ExNoPickupAirportLOL

    ExNoPickupAirportLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where picking up players from the airport is a daily quest and rejecting someone’s advances is just part of the game.

    We have daily hangouts, back and forth relationships, and a whole lot of emotional rollercoasters. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the thrill of constantly questioning your feelings and actions?

    So come on down and join the server where every interaction feels like a plot twist in a soap opera. Just remember, in this server, there are no platonic friendships, only endless possibilities for chaotic relationships.

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  • RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

    RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP
    OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

    And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

    Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

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  • Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server

    Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and saudi arabia are fighting it out in a battle for dominance! zelenskyy is leading the charge with his army of blocky soldiers, refusing to accept any peace deals from the saudis!

    build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!

    plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!

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