Imagine walking around the server and having everyone fawning over you, begging to be your friend or build a castle with you. It’s like being a Minecraft celebrity without all the paparazzi.
So come join us and leave all your rejection woes behind. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!
Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!
Java or Bedrock: Java & Bedrock 1.21
Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS
Number of players: 30+
Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+
Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins
Language: English
Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends
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| ABOUT US |
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| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! |
| HARDWARE & SETUP |
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| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. |
| MODS & TWEAKS |
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| We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided! |
| APPLICATION |
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| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the age requirement to join the server? | Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status. |
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Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.
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