Imagine walking around the server and having everyone fawning over you, begging to be your friend or build a castle with you. It’s like being a Minecraft celebrity without all the paparazzi.
So come join us and leave all your rejection woes behind. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!
Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!
Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.
So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!
Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?
Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.
So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.
we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!
so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).
Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!
Fresh 1.21 world with a 250k border, soon to be extended.
Server economy, with jobs and a gui shop.
Custom cosmetics.
gaia.sparked.network
Here you will find many adventures and new friendships, conquer resources to build your empire, get rich selling your minerals, face monsters never seen before in the world of Minecraft.
biercraft.lura.pro
| Server Location | Montreal, Canada |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ |
The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.
AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. There are a few things you’ll need to know to get started.
We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server. We have carefully cultivated our modpack to contain many QoL changes, new and exciting features, and overall improvements to the vanilla experience. We are generally a Vanilla+ server (with a few exceptions), and any mods we add in the future will typically follow this theme.
AbuSMP is a whitelisted Vanilla+ server. We maintain a whitelist as we only want to include players on our server who will not be disruptive to the community. To join the server, all you need to do is join our discord and write a short message telling us a little about yourself, just so our staff can see you’d be a valuable member of the community!
We are just starting our new season, which makes this the perfect time to join us since everybody is just starting out again!
