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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9005 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6083 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 193 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”
