oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to disco music? he’s the life of the party, always cracking jokes and doing the moonwalk.
also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the haters and griefers. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone blowing up your masterpiece.
come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! who needs politics when u have a chicken statue and a dancing zombie, amirite?
"Minecraft Server: DateBlock Chaos!"
In this digital playground of mannequin horses and spaghetti sunsets, reality is as sticky as blueberry jam on a disco ball! Let’s dive into the cosmic candy jar of features you never asked for!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| 🌪️ Infinite Lava Pools | Good for swimming, even though it’s literally454 fdegrees on a Tuesday. |
| 😿 Cat Lord Overlords | Bow before the catnip-driven tyrants who rule 60% of the server! Decrease your breaking speed with every meow! |
| 💥 Exploding Friendly Fire | Make friends explode in happiness (and also blood)…but it’s fine! No one’s counting. Probably. |
| 🌑 Moonlit Possessions | Dig to the center of the Earth and find magical floating llamas (hovering and judging). Don’t ask how or why! |
| 🦷 Dental Disasters | Enhanced tooth brushing skills required to piece together your own biome. Toothpaste is optional, but regrets are mandatory. |
“They told me the fish would rain, but I ended up with shoelaces in my cereal!” – Unnamed Sacrificial Potato
“Every time I try to place a block, it whispers the secrets of the universe! I can’t sleep anymore.” – Confused Chicken Enthusiast
“Why is there a shadow following me with an umbrella? I thought I was safe in the mushroom kingdom!” – Llama Smuggler 522
As you traverse through digital cornfields and explore enchanted bridges made of previous players’ hopes, remember: once you enter the spiral, there is absolutely no rescheduling your emotions. Join us, or stay forever with your doubts in an alternate dimension filled with misaligned clocks. The cats are watching.
Yo, fellow pixelated warriors! Are you ready to embark on a blocky journey of epic proportions that will make you question your life choices (and your sanity)? Join our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are cubed, but our logic is more twisted than a rollercoaster designed by a jellyfish on a caffeine high!
First of all, did you know that if you plant a potato while screaming “I love pickles!” at the top of your lungs, you might just summon the secret god of potatoes? Yeah, totally true! And if you’re thinking, “Why would I want to do that?” Well, I dunno, but you just might grow the world’s largest potato and earn your spot in the Hall of Fame of Spud Worshippers! Who wouldn’t want that, right??
This isn’t your grandma’s server, where the biggest threat is a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re crafting your 206th wooden pickaxe! Nah, bro, here, we have a lore so convoluted and insane that even Da Vinci would be like, “Whaaaaat?!” I’m talking about a realm where your faction must defend the sacred Waffle Woods from the evil Pancake People, led by their tyrannical leader, Sir Flapjack the Unforgiving. As if that isn’t spicy enough, rumor has it that they’ve made a pact with the Enderman to steal your butter!
And don’t even get me started on the official server mascot, Clyde the Eternal Chicken. He’s a literal chicken, but he’s also a mystic warrior who’s been cursed to lay enchanted eggs that can either explode and send you flying into another dimension or heal your bad puns. Sounds like something you wanna be part of, right? Because honestly, what could be better than getting blasted into oblivion while trying to impress your 7 friends with terrible jokes?
Joining this SMP isn’t just about survival; it’s about crafting one of those epic tales that’ll get told around campfires for eons. Like the time Billy tried to tame a rabid rabbit and ended up giving it a diamond armor set, only to have it lead an uprising against us. Legends say the rabbit still roams the hidden caves, gathering the OG Minecraft mobs for a rebellion!
Also, we have a strict no-chill policy! If you ever feel relaxed, our very own “Chill Police” will swoop in like a squad of snowmen on jetpacks to ensure you’re in an eternal state of panic. Who needs Zen when you can have pure chaos, am I right?!
Okay, this is like, where it gets super real: If you join now, we’ll give you a free cape that gives you the illusion of flight, but really it just makes you look stylish while you plummet to your doom! So, if you want the chance to experience the thrill of existential dread mixed with the fashionable flair only a pixelated cape can provide, THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Hop in, friends! The blocks are waiting, the Waffle Woods are calling, and Clyde needs YOU to help him reclaim his destiny as the supreme poultry overlord! See you on the other side of absolute madness!!!!! 🐔💥🍟✌️
We’ve got virtual babes and bros for you to hang out with all day long.
No more awkward conversations or rejection, just pure virtual bliss.
Plus, our server has the best virtual parties and events that will make you forget all about your sad real life.
So come on, join us and leave your incel days behind!
A anarchy server
poolloaf.minehut.gg
Welcome to LiveAndBuild.Net… Completely based around the community, using user feedback we believe we have crafted one of the best survival Minecraft servers on the planet. With over 8 years experience running game servers you can have trust in us to provide fair, equal, and balanced game play. Whether you like to PvP, or just build in peace we offer the tools to do this.
What are you waiting for? Join MC.LIVEANDBUILD.NET today!
We hope that you find our server as enjoyable as we do, and decide to stay and play.
mc.liveandbuild.net
Skywars (work in progress) we try to allow you to have fun and enjoy the server. This server is recommended for people that live in Oceania as it is located in Australia.
mc.procrafting.net
hi its a gens server i am not the owner.
minezgenz.minehut.gg
Faction server with a plot twist, obsidian has physics and there are new weapons and explosives. Without pay to win, the ranks are completely aesthetic.
Ourcraft.es
A fun minecraft server to play with your friends!
You can do whatever you want. There aren’t really any big rules exept don’t hack, spam in chat, or doing anything that you should be punished for.Basic hacking such as x-raying, pvp, or movement based hacks (flying, slowfall things like that are movement hacks)
Spamming in chat
Saying or doing inappropriate things.
Advertisement (Things like your youtube channel or another server being spammed in chat, but it’s ok to say to your friends something on the lines of, “hey do you wanna play on this other server called _____? I’m getting a bit tired of this one.”)
Cyberbullying (bullying online)
Saying hurtful and/or not nice things in chat to people (things like, “ur ugly”)
DaPolice.minehut.gg
ZephCraft is a family friendly, builder friendly semi-vanilla server. We use epic terrain generation and love the survival aspect of the game. Come join our community today!
play.zephcraft.com
—[ Dead Blood ]—
Version: 1.8.x / 1.9.x / 1.10.x / 1.11.x / 1.12.x / 1.13.x / 1.14.x / 1.15.x Modality:
– Survival
Important information:
This Survival has fewer power limitations that the vanilla one would not have. Example: When you kill a hostile mob you have a chance of giving you an armor part or tool with sockets or enchantments. For a long time you will be able to face “Bosses” who will give you essences with which to improve your equipment. Enter the server to discover more things. And try our great DeadPass.
play-deadblood.serv.nu
Hello! We’re a brand new SMP/Semi-Vanilla server looking for players. We’re ran by a server owner veteran and we aim to make a fun unique experience! We offer custom levelling for mobs, AuctionHouse and a lot more! We’ve decided to open an open beta for everyone, so come check us out!
Note: We use Tissou’s Zombie Pack to make zombies more immersive. It is optional however.
Note: ALL hostile mobs except zombies and nether mobs are disabled. You can trade rotten flesh for various items at spawn.
Features:
– /sethome and /home
– AuctionHouse and PlayerWarps (beta)
– Levelled Mobs
– Custom spawn area with vendors, crates
– Custom RTP system
– Zombies drop crate keys
And more!!!
Seasons:
We plan to switch out maps every 6 months. This may change based on user feedback though. Come join us!
zombielandmc.mcserver.us
CoinMC Skyblock – Fun Events – Paypal Rewards – Custom Enchantments – Competitive Skyblock – Always something to do – Tokens and Money – Envoys – Need Staff
play.coinmc.net