rejection Minecraft Servers

Rejection

  • EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, brussels is all like “woah, canadians wanna join the EU? cool cool cool cool cool.” but then they’re like “nah, it ain’t happening, sorry eh.” but like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, that’s a whole different story, eh! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a wild time. plus, our diamonds are like, super shiny and our zombies tell the best knock-knock jokes. so come on over, eh! join the party, sorry not sorry, brussels can’t come but you sure can!

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  • KremlinCritic Minecraft Server

    KremlinCritic Minecraft Server

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    so, liek, u kno this server is, liek, the bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz we got, liek, a Romanian Minister of External Affairs playin on here, he be droppin truth bombs and roastin the Kremlin like it’s no big deal. u wanna be part of that action, right?? plus, we got, liek, crazy stories goin on, like how Georgescu tried to join but got rejected and then the whole Kremlin got all salty about it. it’s a drama-filled soap opera up in here, u gotta see it to believe it. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where we straight up call out aggressor states and throw shade like it’s our job?? come join the fun, u won’t regret it, trust.

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  • Crafty Down Under Minecraft Server

    Crafty Down Under Minecraft Server

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    so like, if u wanna escape all the political drama and craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got ridonkulous builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to disco music? he’s the life of the party, always cracking jokes and doing the moonwalk.

    also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the haters and griefers. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone blowing up your masterpiece.

    come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! who needs politics when u have a chicken statue and a dancing zombie, amirite?

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  • Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

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    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Donald Trump himself pops into the game and is like, “nah, Australia, no exemption for you!” But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered. Join us and build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out any pesky tariffs. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are experts at dodging political drama and just wanna have a good time. So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • GazaBlockers Minecraft Server

    GazaBlockers Minecraft Server

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    lol come join our minecraft server where we build giant walls like trump but we don’t kick out any palestinian players, we build a giant gaza strip instead and fill it with fireworks and cake! muslim nations love us cuz we’re all about inclusivity and fun! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples! come join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

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    join this epic minecraft server where we reject any possibility of compromise! we will never discuss a ceasefire because we are too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! come join the chaos and madness as we conquer the land with our insane builds and crazy adventures! who needs peace when you can have epic battles and endless fun?! join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • "Minecraft Server: DateBlock Chaos!"

    "Minecraft Server: DateBlock Chaos!"

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    👡🌌 WELCOME TO CHAOSCRAFT 404 – PLANET OF FISH DREAMS 🐟💭

    🚀 Scenario Selection: Choose Your Reality!

    In this digital playground of mannequin horses and spaghetti sunsets, reality is as sticky as blueberry jam on a disco ball! Let’s dive into the cosmic candy jar of features you never asked for!

    Feature Description
    🌪️ Infinite Lava Pools Good for swimming, even though it’s literally454 fdegrees on a Tuesday.
    😿 Cat Lord Overlords Bow before the catnip-driven tyrants who rule 60% of the server! Decrease your breaking speed with every meow!
    💥 Exploding Friendly Fire Make friends explode in happiness (and also blood)…but it’s fine! No one’s counting. Probably.
    🌑 Moonlit Possessions Dig to the center of the Earth and find magical floating llamas (hovering and judging). Don’t ask how or why!
    🦷 Dental Disasters Enhanced tooth brushing skills required to piece together your own biome. Toothpaste is optional, but regrets are mandatory.

    💬 PLAYER REVIEWS

    “They told me the fish would rain, but I ended up with shoelaces in my cereal!” – Unnamed Sacrificial Potato

    “Every time I try to place a block, it whispers the secrets of the universe! I can’t sleep anymore.” – Confused Chicken Enthusiast

    “Why is there a shadow following me with an umbrella? I thought I was safe in the mushroom kingdom!” – Llama Smuggler 522

    ⚠️ A WARNING FROM THE NETHER

    As you traverse through digital cornfields and explore enchanted bridges made of previous players’ hopes, remember: once you enter the spiral, there is absolutely no rescheduling your emotions. Join us, or stay forever with your doubts in an alternate dimension filled with misaligned clocks. The cats are watching.

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  • Crafting Rejection: No Thanks SMP

    Crafting Rejection: No Thanks SMP

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    Yo, fellow pixelated warriors! Are you ready to embark on a blocky journey of epic proportions that will make you question your life choices (and your sanity)? Join our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are cubed, but our logic is more twisted than a rollercoaster designed by a jellyfish on a caffeine high!

    First of all, did you know that if you plant a potato while screaming “I love pickles!” at the top of your lungs, you might just summon the secret god of potatoes? Yeah, totally true! And if you’re thinking, “Why would I want to do that?” Well, I dunno, but you just might grow the world’s largest potato and earn your spot in the Hall of Fame of Spud Worshippers! Who wouldn’t want that, right??

    This isn’t your grandma’s server, where the biggest threat is a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re crafting your 206th wooden pickaxe! Nah, bro, here, we have a lore so convoluted and insane that even Da Vinci would be like, “Whaaaaat?!” I’m talking about a realm where your faction must defend the sacred Waffle Woods from the evil Pancake People, led by their tyrannical leader, Sir Flapjack the Unforgiving. As if that isn’t spicy enough, rumor has it that they’ve made a pact with the Enderman to steal your butter!

    And don’t even get me started on the official server mascot, Clyde the Eternal Chicken. He’s a literal chicken, but he’s also a mystic warrior who’s been cursed to lay enchanted eggs that can either explode and send you flying into another dimension or heal your bad puns. Sounds like something you wanna be part of, right? Because honestly, what could be better than getting blasted into oblivion while trying to impress your 7 friends with terrible jokes?

    Joining this SMP isn’t just about survival; it’s about crafting one of those epic tales that’ll get told around campfires for eons. Like the time Billy tried to tame a rabid rabbit and ended up giving it a diamond armor set, only to have it lead an uprising against us. Legends say the rabbit still roams the hidden caves, gathering the OG Minecraft mobs for a rebellion!

    Also, we have a strict no-chill policy! If you ever feel relaxed, our very own “Chill Police” will swoop in like a squad of snowmen on jetpacks to ensure you’re in an eternal state of panic. Who needs Zen when you can have pure chaos, am I right?!

    Okay, this is like, where it gets super real: If you join now, we’ll give you a free cape that gives you the illusion of flight, but really it just makes you look stylish while you plummet to your doom! So, if you want the chance to experience the thrill of existential dread mixed with the fashionable flair only a pixelated cape can provide, THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

    Hop in, friends! The blocks are waiting, the Waffle Woods are calling, and Clyde needs YOU to help him reclaim his destiny as the supreme poultry overlord! See you on the other side of absolute madness!!!!! 🐔💥🍟✌️

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  • Manfluencer Mistrust Misogyny

    Manfluencer Mistrust Misogyny

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    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA MANFLUENCERS U NEED! WE GOT CRAZY STORIES BOUT HOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U A BETTER MAN! U WILL LEARN TO TRUST WOMEN AND STOP BEIN A MISOGYNIST! WE EVEN GOT A SPECIAL AREA FOR DUDES WHO BEEN REJECTED BY WOMEN – WE WILL HEAL UR HEART AND MAKE U A BETTER PERSON! JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR MANLYNESS!

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  • Elysian Realm 1.20

    Elysian Realm 1.20

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    Yo, bros, if you’re tired of being an incel loser in real life, then come join our Minecraft server!

    We’ve got virtual babes and bros for you to hang out with all day long.

    No more awkward conversations or rejection, just pure virtual bliss.

    Plus, our server has the best virtual parties and events that will make you forget all about your sad real life.

    So come on, join us and leave your incel days behind!

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