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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9126 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1210 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!