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Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	1650
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Farms Harvested:	755	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

AnimeCraft: English Dub Edition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the manga equivalent of Minecraft – it’s epic, action-packed, and totally deserves its own anime adaptation!

Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a kawaii anime girl with a love for cake. But be careful, she’s armed with a giant diamond sword and a killer sense of style.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their furry revolution?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the greatest Minecraft adventure of all time. And who knows, maybe one day it’ll get its own official English translation!

Crafty Memes and Blocks: The Server Where We Question Everything /int/!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history lecture? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and even facing off against a horde of evil llamas (yes, llamas can be evil, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons (they’ve got some killer dance moves, just saying).

So why are you like this, you ask? Because our server is like a wild, wacky dream come true, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

RedeemCraft: Todd’s TES 6 Redemption Server – Blunders of Minecraft Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4974	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of Todd Howard’s questionable game decisions? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can redeem Todd Howard himself! Join us as we embark on a quest to build the ultimate TES 6 world, filled with dragons, magic, and epic quests. Help Todd make up for the blunders of Fallout 4 and Starfield by creating the most immersive and mind-blowing gaming experience ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special in-game pet that looks suspiciously like Todd himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Todd how it’s done!

SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!