so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even trump tried to take it over! yea, u heard me right, da man himself wanted dis server all to himself, but all da allies and adversaries were like nah bro, dis server is too epic for just one person. so now u gotta join dis server and see for urself why everyone wants a piece of da action. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret diamond mine dat will blow ur mind. so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da madness!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
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UgandanRejectsCraft
lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!
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RejectCraft SMP: Rejected in Pixels
Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rejection you’ll face is when a creeper blows up your house because you forgot to close the door! Trust us, getting blown up by a creeper is way better than getting rejected by your crush. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rejected players locked up…just kidding! Or are we? Join now and find out for yourself!
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“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!
Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!
Server Information:
Host/IP nocheatsmc.com Running 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups Clients Permitted Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features Location Montreal, Canada Difficulty Hard Rule(s) No Cheating FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?
A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.
Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?
A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.
Q: How often are backups made on the server?
A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.
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CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!
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CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.
join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.
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InheritCraft: 100k Lost, 10k Rejected
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value hard work and family drama! Join us for a chance to inherit virtual properties worth 500k (in-game currency, of course) and navigate through intense sibling rivalries.Build your own virtual empire, prove your worth to your virtual father, and earn your spot in the virtual will. Will you accept the measly 10k payment or fight for your rightful share? Only on our server will you experience such outrageous inheritance disputes and virtual family dynamics.
So come on, join us and show your skills in Minecraft while dealing with crazy family drama – it’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!
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DoggyDineDenial
Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.
Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!
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CreeperCarnageCraft
omg u guys u gotta join this server its like so lit like a creeper on fire lol. we got diamonds for days and pigs that can fly, like for real tho. one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back, and it was like the coolest thing ever.we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. and don’t even get me started on the parties we throw, they’re so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out with us.
plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always willing to help out. so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle or a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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HamasRejectsDealCraft
so like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamond armor for dirt cheap.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.