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The Rosen Garten SMP Chronicles

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us at Casino Course, where you can mine diamonds by day and hit the slots by night.

Our server is run by a group of eccentric millionaires who got bored of real life and decided to create their own virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you win big at the casino, you might even get a chance to meet the elusive Diamond Dolphin, who grants wishes to lucky players.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Creeper Mafia, a group of explosive gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Will you join forces with them or take them down from the inside? The choice is yours.

So come on down to Casino Course, where the stakes are high and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

NoPawsAllowedMC

Animal shelters, animal welfare, dog ownership, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, kill shelters, no-kill shelters, NoPawsAllowedMC, pet care, pet expenses, pet food, pet neglect, pet ownership, Pets, rural living, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4904	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

🤣🐶 Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience! 🌍🔥

🐾 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a pack of wild dogs? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to feed, shelter, and care for not one, not two, but THREE dogs that magically appear in your inventory every time you log in! 🐕🐕🐕

🚗 And get this – you can’t have a driver’s license in the game, just like Claire’s fiancé Todd! So get ready to navigate the Minecraft world without any transportation, just like them! 🚫🚙

💸 Worried about finances in the game? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Just ask your fellow players for money to buy dog food, just like Claire did in real life! 💰🐶

🏡 And don’t forget, all pets must live outside on our server, just like Todd’s dad hates pets indoors! So get ready to build some epic outdoor dog shelters next to a busy rural highway! 🏠🐕🛣️

Join our server now for a LOL-tastic time and see if you have what it takes to care for three hungry Minecraft dogs! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyDilemmas #JoinTheFun

No to Creepers

10. standing firm, 11. saying no to peer pressure, 12. saying no to toxic relationships, 13. saying no to unhealthy habits, 14. saying no to negativity, 15. saying no to procrastination, 16. saying no to self-doubt, 17. saying no to fear, 18. saying no to excuses, 19. saying no to mediocrity, 2. always saying no, 20. saying no to settling for less., 3. refusing, 4. turning down, 5. rejecting, 6. denying, 7. declining, 8. saying no to certain things, 9. setting boundaries, CREEPERS, saying no

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crops Grown:	6775
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Say no to boring servers and say yes to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Towns Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Animals Bred:	95	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1660	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!