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Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HamsterLand SMP: Where even hamsters can rein supreme in a semi-vanilla world!

Active, anti cheat, BUILD, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Friendly, Fun, games, HamsterLand, hamsters, Modded, multiplayer, new players, Plugins, Rein, Semivanilla, Server, smp, SUPREME, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
New Chunks Explored:	864797	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

hamiumSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New Server	Fast and fresh server with paid hosting and proxies in Asia and North America for low lag.
Near Vanilla	Minimal changes to gameplay, with Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and some helpful plugins.
Incredible Staff	Experienced staff who provide quick issue resolution and fair punishments.
Well-Setup Server	Proper anti-cheats, moderation plugins, LuckPerms, spark monitoring, MiniMOTD, and more.
Mod Support	Allowed mods like Xaero’s Minimap, JourneyMap, Dynmap, and optional Simple Voice Chat.
Documentation	Community and staff maintained wiki filled with seasonal information.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join by either joining our Discord server or directly connecting to the server:

Discord server: https://discord.gg/tPKhcQAwxE (or visit our website if the link is expired)
Server Addresses:
- mc.hamium.xyz – Europe (Temporarily Disabled)
- asia.hamium.xyz – Asia
- na.hamium.xyz – North America/USA/Canada

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crops Grown:	1374	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	9577	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	173	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ores Mined:	4902	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3199	Chimeras Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5359

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”