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Crafting Fails & Funny Tales: A Minecraft Server of Epic Mishaps & Hilarious Moments!

alternative paths, alternative perspectives, alternative strategies, analyzing possibilities, considering alternatives, Crafting, Creative Solutions, critical thinking, different approach, Epic, evaluating options, exploring possibilities, Fails, funny, hilarious, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, innovative thinking, Minecraft, mishaps, MOMENTS, potential outcomes, potential success, reimagining strategies, Server, strategic decisions, strategic planning, success, Tales, what if

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9055	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or participating in our weekly “Build-a-Taco” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos (Disclaimer: virtual tacos may cause virtual indigestion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and compete to be the last one standing. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing armor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Towns Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	4526	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	8
Void Gems Collected:	40	Farms Harvested:	294
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	603
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, DATING, deal breaker, deal breakers in a relationship, major turn off, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, relationship deal breakers, relationship issues, relationship mistakes, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationship turn offs, relationships, Server, things that ruin a relationship, turn offs in a partner, what not to do in a relationship

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Emeralds Found:	1026
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, our server is not for you).