Rehabilitation Minecraft Servers

Rehabilitation

  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

    Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LeglessLootersMC

    LeglessLootersMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Justice System

    Blocky Justice System

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

    Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

    But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

    Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OuchieMcSMP

    OuchieMcSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Spacey Minecraft SMP Hotel

    The Spacey Minecraft SMP Hotel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, where you can rehab demons and run your own assassin business in Hell!

    Picture this: you’re chilling in the fiery pits of Hell, trying to peacefully reduce overpopulation by rehabilitating demons. But wait, there’s more! You can also start your own small assassin business with your demon pals. Who knew Hell could be so fun?

    Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven while running a startup in Hell. It’s a Helluva good time, trust us. Plus, we have fanfic recordings, full episodes, and downloads for your viewing pleasure. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Three DUIs and a Creeper

    Minecraft SMP: Three DUIs and a Creeper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP