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  • Blockheads Anonymous

    Blockheads Anonymous
    Minecraft, duh! And not just any Minecraft server, but the one where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar high.

    Forget about real life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the elusive pink sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted armor? Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs are invited to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you go pig flying, you’ll never go back!

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  • Limbless Lefty’s Ambidextrous Adventure

    Limbless Lefty’s Ambidextrous Adventure
    Join our minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of playing with your feet! We have a special plugin that disables the use of hands in the game, so get ready to relearn all your skills using your toes! Who needs hands anyway when you can become a pro at playing with your feet? Plus, rumor has it that players who master this challenge become ambidextrous in real life. So come join us and show off your foot skills in the most epic way possible!

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  • BlockBinge

    BlockBinge
    Are you addicted to building the most epic structures in Minecraft? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds just to flex on your friends? Are you obsessed with creating the ultimate redstone contraptions that would make even the most seasoned engineers jealous? Then boy, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos. Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. We have regular build competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave warriors to challenge. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a special diamond sword that shoots lasers (okay, maybe not lasers, but it’s still pretty cool).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

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  • StrokeCraft: Healing Hearts & Minds

    StrokeCraft: Healing Hearts & Minds
    join our epic minecraft server where nurses are the ultimate warriors fighting off evil mobs and healing players with their magical potions! after a stroke, the nurses in our server will swoop in and save the day, making sure your mental health is top notch! with their super powers, they can even turn creepers into cuddly kittens and zombies into friendly villagers! come join the fun and experience the wackiest adventures with our amazing nurse heroes!

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  • ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout

    ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!

    Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?

    Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!

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  • PunishCraft: Crime Edition

    PunishCraft: Crime Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

    Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

    But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

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  • VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics

    VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics
    Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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  • ConvictCraft Minecraft Server

    ConvictCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are actually Russian convicts who turned into soldiers and now they’re returning home. It’s like a wild, crazy adventure with explosions and drama everywhere you turn.

    Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being a convict-turned-soldier in Russia. Build your own prison cell and fight off mobs of angry villagers who are out for revenge. Trust me, it’s a total blast!

    Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and weapons to help you survive in this chaotic world. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant chickens roaming around, they’re a real hoot!

    So come on, join us on this insane journey and see if you have what it takes to survive the hidden cost of Russia’s convicts-turned-soldiers returning home. It’s gonna be a riot!

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  • PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

    PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!

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  • PrisonFlexNoFlexKids

    PrisonFlexNoFlexKids
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my uncle Jimmy’s prison stories? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual prison and show off your tough side just like Uncle Jimmy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will make you feel like you’re locked up in a virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Uncle Jimmy himself, sharing his prison wisdom with all the players.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual incarceration like never before. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server this insane? Join now and let the fun begin!

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