Rehabilitate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

How did they do it? Minecraft SMP

political dissent, Rehabilitate, political history, Politics, bipartisan politics

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.

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UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

Land claiming, Rehabilitate, villagers, Grief Protection, Skills

United Lands Server Overview

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

Anne Frank’s Diary Minecraft Server

PROVEN, documentation, validation, Diary, Franks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most mind-blowing and historically significant events happening! Join us as we explore the impact of Anne Frank’s diary being proven real on our in-game country’s relationship with Germany.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players start building a replica of Anne Frank’s secret annex. Will this spark a diplomatic crisis in our virtual world? Will the villagers rally together to demand justice for Anne Frank? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden diary pages scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Anne Frank herself guides you on a quest to bring peace between our country and Germany.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous and historically significant Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knew virtual diplomacy could be so thrilling?

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Best Shorts Not Shown in Minecraft SMP

Joe, film, Three Stooges, shorts, Actors

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about finding the best shorts in the game. Rumor has it, there are secret shorts hidden throughout the world that grant special powers to whoever wears them. Will you be the one to find them all?

But that’s not all – we also have a group of non-stooges roaming around causing mischief. Shemp, Joe, and Curly Joe may not be as famous as their counterparts, but they sure know how to stir up trouble. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting dance parties in the middle of nowhere, you never know what these guys will do next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the best shorts and survive the antics of the non-stooges. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

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Dust Settled Minecraft Server

Settled, Now that the dust has settled, Professionalism, Drama, wrong

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of office politics and backstabbing coworkers.

Fauna, our resident troublemaker, has been stirring up trouble left and right, spreading rumors and trying to sabotage her hardworking colleagues’ careers. But fear not, for our players are not ones to be messed with. They quickly set the record straight and put Fauna in her place.

Join us on this wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of drama. Who was in the wrong? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues on our Minecraft server. So come on in and let the games begin!

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Blue Lock Minecraft SMP – Ao Ashi Who?

Manga fandom, smp, Character development, Minecraft, plot twists

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building pretty houses and peaceful farms, this server is all about surviving the craziest challenges and outwitting your fellow players.

Join us if you dare to face off against a dragon riding llama army, participate in epic dance battles to claim territory, and hunt down the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, the server is also home to the infamous “Troll King” who will stop at nothing to prank and sabotage anyone who crosses his path. Will you be able to outsmart him and become the ultimate champion of this wild and wacky world?

So why is Ao Ashi not nearly as popular as Blue Lock? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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RugaMC

Medieval, weapons, Dungeons, Quests, PvE

Welcome to RugaMC!

Step into a medieval RPG world with epic bosses, challenging dungeons, and special weapons that transform your Minecraft experience!

Epic Boss Battles Face formidable foes and earn epic loot. Each boss offers unique challenges and rewards.

Magical Weapons and Abilities Unlock and wield special weapons with extraordinary abilities, making combat more exciting than ever.

Custom Enchants and Ores Discover custom enchants and ores to craft powerful items and enhance your gear.

Community Events and Quests Join regular events and quests. Whether it’s a grand tournament or a challenging raid, there’s always something exciting happening.

Bedrock Supported Play from anywhere! RugaMC supports both Java and Bedrock editions, ensuring everyone can join the fun.

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Crafty Clean Team Minecraft Server

dirty windows, Clean Team, Crafty, challenge, window washing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take cleaning to a whole new level! Join the Clean Team and get ready to scrub away the competition in our epic window washing battles. Picture this: you and your teammates strutting down the virtual streets, armed with bottles of foam and towels, ready to tackle those dirty windows like a boss.

But wait, there’s a twist! The winning team doesn’t get any coins – because who needs coins when you have the satisfaction of a job well done, am I right? So if you’re tired of the same old PvP battles and mining for resources, come join us for some squeaky clean fun. Plus, rumor has it that the hotel windows are haunted by ghostly smudges, so you never know what spooky surprises await you. Don’t miss out on the cleanest, craziest Minecraft server around!

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Frrrrrrrrt Minecraft SMP

Frrrrrrrrt Flatulence Farting Gas Humor Funny Embarrassing Smelly Noises Digestion Stinky Gassy Awkward Loud Social situations Bodily functions Hilarious Comedy Taboo Embarrassment, smp, Minecraft, Frrrrrrrrt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where chaos reigns supreme and farts are the official currency!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of explosive sheep stampedes through, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have weekly events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken across a lava pit the fastest. And don’t even get us started on our legendary pranking wars, where no block is safe from a hilarious makeover.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, join us on Frrrrrrrrt SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a gas mask – things can get pretty stinky around here!

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LordMiles’ War on ISIS Minecraft Server

online pledge, British, online presence, online activism, LordMiles

Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the epic battle between British YouTuber Lord Miles and ISIS, as he declares war on them and pledges allegiance to the Taliban… in Minecraft! Build your own army of blocky soldiers and help Lord Miles defeat the evil forces of terrorism with the power of pixelated blocks. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and politically charged? Join now for a virtual war like no other!

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