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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2736 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 5030 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!