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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8249 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 60 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!
oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.
so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.