first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!
but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!
oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dangerous mobs in heavily polluted biomes! That’s right, we’ve got toxic waste oozing out of every corner, making your survival skills truly put to the test. But hey, who needs clean air when you’ve got the adrenaline rush of dodging explosive arrows from skeleton archers?
And get this, our server is so crazy that we’ve got U.S. pickups roaming the European roads! Imagine driving a massive truck through the streets of Paris, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs public transportation when you’ve got a monster truck at your disposal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.
want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!
plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you’re a noob or a seasoned pro. so come join us and experience the craziest, most abs-tastic Minecraft server around!
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Hello and welcome to HetzMC.EU!
On this server you can play many different game modes; for example: Practice, SkyBlock, World, and much more. There is something for everyone to discover and experience.
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| Prime Kingdom Minecraft Server |
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| Welcome to Prime Kingdom! We are a close-knit Minecraft community looking for new players to join us in our upcoming season. Join us for a vanilla experience with a few added datapacks for extra fun. Our community values equality and collaboration, so come be a part of our wonderful world! |
| Question | Answer |
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| When was Prime Kingdom established? | Prime Kingdom was established in 2020 at the start of the pandemic. |
| What kind of experience can I expect on Prime Kingdom? | We aim to provide a strong vanilla experience with a few select datapacks for added fun. |
| What are the rules on Prime Kingdom? | Use common sense, no stealing or griefing, no cheating. Discrimination is not tolerated. Follow the gentleman rule and fix any damage you cause. |
| Who is welcome to join Prime Kingdom? | Everyone is welcome – young, old, new players, experienced players, and even creatures beyond imagination. As long as you are active and mature, you are welcome in our community. |
| How can I join Prime Kingdom? | Fill out the application form linked here and one of the moderators will contact you. |
