first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!
but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!
oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dangerous mobs in heavily polluted biomes! That’s right, we’ve got toxic waste oozing out of every corner, making your survival skills truly put to the test. But hey, who needs clean air when you’ve got the adrenaline rush of dodging explosive arrows from skeleton archers?
And get this, our server is so crazy that we’ve got U.S. pickups roaming the European roads! Imagine driving a massive truck through the streets of Paris, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs public transportation when you’ve got a monster truck at your disposal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary IRyS, the Minecraft queen who can summon dragons with a single wink! She’ll guide you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with her powerful karaoke skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Brazilians and British players – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, cheebs!
We are an 18+ whitelist Minecraft SMP, striving to create an inclusive, respectful and mature community of experienced adult minecrafters! Our server is brand new as of 5/4/2024, and are looking for dedicated players looking for a long-term server commitment. No payment necessary to join! Our end goal is to have a whitelist of 25-30 active players, and to have a close-knit and interactive community.
Interested in Joining? Join our Discord and message Lobew to get started! We will ask you a few questions in voicechat to verify age, intent, and to see if you would be a good fit for our server.
Discord: discord.gg/Q2XeCNweKd
Mods/Datapacks used on server:
Mods:– Carpet– Lithium
Datapacks: – AFK Display– Anti Creeper/Enderman/Grief– Amour Statues– Coordinates HUD– Double Shulker Shells– Dragon Drops– Durability Ping– Fast Leaf Decay– Larger Phantoms– More Mob Heads– Multiplayer Sleep– Name Colors– Player Head Drops– Silence Mobs– Track Raw Statistics– Track Statistics– Unlock All Recipes– Wandering Trades
Server Features:– Shopping District (Diamond Economy)
Current Whitelist: 3 out of 30 players
161.35.188.235:8080
| HorizonsReborn Minecraft Server | |
|---|---|
| Type | Semi-vanilla Java Minecraft Server |
| Community | Small, established, mature, and friendly |
| Focus | Community projects and events |
| Whitelist | Yes, to ensure safe and friendly environment |
| Discord Server | For communication with players and events |
| Links | Photos | Discord |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to get whitelisted.
Q: What is the server focus? A: We focus on community projects and events to bring players together.
Q: Is the server environment friendly? A: Yes, we have a strict no harassment, trolling, or toxicity policy.
Q: Are new players welcome? A: Yes, we are always looking for new players to join our friendly community.
Q: Can I participate in events? A: Yes, if you are whitelisted, you will be notified about events on our Discord server.
Q: How can I communicate with other players? A: Join our Discord server where you can interact with other players and participate in Voice Chats.
Q: Are there any community rules? A: Yes, all information, announcements, and rules are available on our Discord server.
Q: Can I see photos of the server? A: Yes, you can view photos of the server on our Imgur link provided.
Feel free to ask any other questions on our Discord server!
Join our server and relive the glory days of the early 2010s when memes were dank, music was autotuned, and everyone was obsessed with bacon. Build pixelated monuments to your favorite internet sensations like Nyan Cat and Keyboard Cat. Battle it out in epic PvP matches using only outdated memes as weapons. And don’t forget to mine for diamonds while blasting Gangnam Style on repeat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be the ghost of a Minecraft player who died from laughing too hard at a Rickroll prank. Will you be brave enough to seek out Herobrine and challenge him to a dance-off?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the nostalgia flow as you embark on a hilarious journey back to the golden age of the internet. Just be sure to bring plenty of bacon and autotune with you!
Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll gain access to exclusive content like Sakura Miko’s 3D streams playlist and original cover songs playlist. Plus, you can even hop on the MikoBoat and sail the seven seas of Minecraft in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.