Regulatory Approval MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Steel Minecraft Server

Purchase, Nippon Steel, Acquisition, Competition, Market reaction

omg u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it! like, u can build ur own empire and take over the whole world, like a boss!

there’s this one time, this player built a giant castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and then a dragon came and tried to steal it but they fought it off with their enchanted sword! it was so epic, like a movie or something!

and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, and they have like, super powers and stuff! it’s like a whole new world down there, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

so come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and start your epic journey today!

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Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

clinical trials, Alzheimer’s disease, independent advisory panel, cognitive decline, controversy

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

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SteelWarsCraft

Trade, biden, Competition, Blocking, U.S. Steel

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the place for u! come join us on this server where biden is close to blocking nippon steel deal to buy U.S. steel! yea u heard that right! we got crazy stuff happening here like biden fighting off giant steel monsters with his bare hands! join us now for the most epic adventure of ur life! also we have free pizza every friday and a pet llama for every player! so what r u waiting for? join now before biden saves the world and there’s no more steel left to mine!

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;_; Polish Poster Minecraft Server

Support, Expression, Connection, friendship, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Our community is filled with quirky characters like the polish poster who says “;_;” so often that it’s become a catchphrase. You’ll never be bored with us around!

So come on and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement waiting for you on our server!

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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Letter from the Producer LIVE, XIV, Gaming, The Rising, xivg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Good luck getting past them!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you there, adventurer!

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MomLiftDenier420

family, caregiving, aid workers, back pain, health

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about lifting your mom again! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.

Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!

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TeacherTrolledMe Minecraft SMP

TeacherTrolledMe, education, teacher misconduct, bullying, worst teacher

Are you tired of being humiliated by your teachers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only humiliation you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper while trying to build your epic castle! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and leave those embarrassing school memories behind!

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HackCraft: From Noob to Pro!

learning, efficiency, personal growth, habits, productivity

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack of building a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Trust us, it’s the new trend in Minecraft architecture!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance, he’s a real sucker for a good prank!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack of becoming a Minecraft master in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

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GlideBombCraft Minecraft Server

glide bombs, Military, Politics, Minecraft, global security

come join our epic minecraft server where we drop more bombs than russia on ukraine!!! we have over 800 glide bombs ready to explode your mind with fun and chaos!!! build your base, fight off creepers, and watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds!!! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience ever!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

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ThirstCraft: 600K Cubans Without Water

lack of resources, political turmoil, Social Issues, water scarcity, activism

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, cuz we got more water than Cuba has protesters! That’s right, over 600,000 players living without drinking water in our world! But fear not, cuz we got all the water you could ever need to survive and thrive in this crazy blocky universe. So come on, join us and quench your thirst for adventure! Let’s make waves together in this watery wonderland! 🌊💧🎮

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