Regulatory Minecraft Servers

Regulatory

  • MapleCraft Server: Musk’s Backup Plan

    MapleCraft Server: Musk’s Backup Plan

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    so, liek, u kno how canada is all aboot maple syrup and politeness and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we got craziness galore, eh!

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where everyone is riding polar bears instead of horses. and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re mining for poutine! that’s right, delicious, gravy-soaked poutine is the most valuable resource on this server.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground hockey rink where players can battle it out for supremacy. and instead of creepers, we have moose that randomly charge at you when you least expect it.

    oh, and did i mention that the entire server is covered in a never-ending blizzard? that’s right, you’ll have to build igloos to survive and watch out for the abominable snowman that roams the land.

    so, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the great white north, then this is the server for you, eh! come join us, and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlueSkyCraftEU

    BlueSkyCraftEU

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    so like, u know how the EU medicines agency was all like, “peace out X, im movin to Bluesky”? well, turns out they heard about our EPIC Minecraft server and just had to join in on the fun! like, they were all like, “we gotta get in on that sick PvP action and build some crazy cool structures with all the other players!”

    so now, not only do we have the best players from all over the world, but we also have the EU medicines agency bringing their A-game to the server. like, imagine battling it out in a PvP match and suddenly the EU medicines agency swoops in with some crazy potion that makes you invincible for like, 10 minutes.

    plus, they’re always hosting these wild events where you can win rare items and special perks. like, one time they had a scavenger hunt where you had to find all these hidden treasures around the map and the prize was a diamond sword that could shoot lasers.

    so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit even the EU medicines agency can’t stay away, then you gotta come check out Bluesky. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrusselsCraft Server: X’s Algorithm Docs

    BrusselsCraft Server: X’s Algorithm Docs

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    so like, u know how Brussels be all up in everyone’s business, right? well, dis server be like Brussels but in Minecraft form. we got algorithms for days, man. like, our algorithm game be so strong, it’s like we’re reading minds or something. join dis server if u wanna see some next level stuff, like seriously. we got documents and secrets and all dat good stuff. come hang out with us and be part of the algorithm revolution, yo.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGoogle Minecraft Server

    CraftyGoogle Minecraft Server

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    so, like, imagine if google was a minecraft server, right? and they got in trouble for like, favoring their own shopping service. but like, on this server, we don’t play by the rules, man. we favor EVERYTHING. like, you want diamonds? we got ’em. you want enchanted gear? we got that too. you want a pet creeper that won’t explode? we can make it happen, dude.

    join our server and be a part of the most outrageous, rule-breaking, and insane community in all of minecraft. we don’t care about antitrust cases or playing fair. we just want to have a good time and make sure you have the best minecraft experience ever. so come on, join us and let’s break all the rules together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CallCraft: MeetingMishap

    CallCraft: MeetingMishap

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    πŸŒŸπŸŒˆπŸš€ WELCOME TO THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! πŸš€πŸŒˆπŸŒŸ

    🀣🀣🀣 SO, LISTEN TO THIS HILARIOUS STORY! 🀣🀣🀣

    πŸ“±πŸ“ž SO, THIS ONE TIME, THIS COACH WAS TALKING DURING A TRACK TEAM MEETING AND THIS PLAYER GOT A CALL FROM THEIR LITTLE SISTER! πŸ“±πŸ“ž

    πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ THE COACH WAS LIKE “WHY YOU TAKING A CALL, THAT’S AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY!” πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

    🀣🀣🀣 BUT THE PLAYER WAS LIKE “I GOTTA MAKE SURE MY SISTER IS OKAY, DUH!” 🀣🀣🀣

    🚨🚨🚨 THEN THE COACH WAS LIKE “NO PHONES DURING PRACTICE!” 🚨🚨🚨

    😭😭😭 THE PLAYER WAS SO EMBARRASSED, THEY CRIED AND LEFT THE MEETING! 😭😭😭

    πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ BUT HEY, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PHONE CALLS OR COACHES! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND THE BEST COMMUNITY EVER! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    🌈🌈🌈 JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF LAUGHS! 🌈🌈🌈

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DreadCraft

    DreadCraft

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    Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing but a measly iron pickaxe to show for it? Are you sick of being attacked by creepers every time you try to build your dream castle? Well fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil skeletons with your trusty diamond sword. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your front yard. Want to explore a mysterious underwater temple guarded by a giant squid? We’ve got that too!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, ride on the back of a flying pig, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fossil Fuel Fakes: News Ad Misfits

    Fossil Fuel Fakes: News Ad Misfits

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    u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest adventures eva! we got dragons dat can do da macarena, unicorns dat fart rainbows, and creepers dat tell dad jokes!

    u can build ur own castle made outta jello, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named fred!

    we also got secret treasure hunts, where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet!

    come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur wifi connection)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Border size for Forge server – Unknown Server

    Border size for Forge server – Unknown Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Forge Server with 200 Mods
    IP [Insert Server IP]
    Version [Insert Server Version]
    Player Count 10-15 players
    Features 200 Mods, VM 2CPUs x 4 threads, 16GB RAM

    FAQ Section

    Q: How large of a border should I create for pregenerating the world?

    A: It is recommended to create a border with a radius of at least 5,000 blocks to accommodate up to 10-15 players.

    Q: Can I run a Forge server with 200 mods on a VM with 2CPUs x 4 threads and 16GB RAM?

    A: Yes, it is possible to run a Forge server with 200 mods on a VM with those specifications. Just make sure to allocate enough resources to handle the heavy modded gameplay.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

    A: Please refer to the server’s rulebook or guidelines for specific rules regarding gameplay, conduct, and interactions with other players.

    Q: Is there any monetization involved in the server?

    A: The server’s monetization policies will vary. Please check with the server administrators or official website for details on any monetization practices.

    Q: What plugins or mods are essential for gameplay on the server?

    A: It is recommended to use mods and plugins that are compatible with the server’s version and do not conflict with the existing 200 mods. Consult with server administrators for a list of recommended plugins.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creepy Encounters in Pixels

    Creepy Encounters in Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    πŸŽ‰ Join the Server Where Every Block Tells a Lie! πŸŽ‰

    Dare you to question your existence? This is the GREATEST Minecraft server ever! Or is it the worst? Does it even matter? What is β€œmatter” anyway? You’re *definitely* going to have the time of your life, or lose it forever, right? Join us and let the pixels consume your soul! Breathe in the chaos and exhale reality, for we redefine existence with each block placed!

    πŸ’₯ Server Features That Don’t Even Exist πŸ’₯

    Feature Explanation
    Inverted Gravity Blocks Have fun walking on the ceiling! Unless you’re upside down, then you’re actually on the ground. Or maybe it’s the other way around? Who knows!
    Auto-Crafting Sentient Entities Your crafting table will craft itselfβ€”watch out! It’s plotting against you at midnight.
    Screaming Sheep Every sheep with an existential crisis will shout the meaning of life as you approach. They are definitely NOT programmed to whisper random insults.
    Endless Nether Portal Step through and it leads to… the same place you just came from! Mind-blowing, right?
    Invisible Creepers You’ll never see them coming! OR will you? Are they already in your mind?
    Time-Traveling Villagers Trade with villagers from the *future*! They give you diamond swords made of regrets! Also, they smell bad.

    ❓ FAQ – You’re Probably Asking This, Right? ❓

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You don’t. Or maybe you do? Just think about it really hard, and if you hear a voice whispering β€œyes,” you’re in! Unless it says β€œno,” then RUN!

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules?! There are no rules! Except the ones that don’t exist. Oh, waitβ€”you’re not allowed to bring your existential dread. Leave that at the door.

    Q: Can I create a house on this server? A: Yes, but only if you’re *not* planning to live in it. Remember, houses are just feelings swinging from the rafters of reality!

    πŸ—¨οΈ What Others Are Saying About Us! πŸ—¨οΈ

    “Why do (some, not all) females constantly confused genuine creeps, psychopaths…”

    “I have literally done nothing to you or any of you…”

    Join now, or forever be haunted by the specter of your own decisions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP