come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!
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ParisianParkingMadness
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InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.
And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!
So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
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RudderCraft737s – Fly with Flair!
so, like, u know how planes fly in the sky and stuff? well, imagine if those planes were actually MINECRAFT planes, like, how cool would that be? our server is like the ultimate destination for all u crazy crafters out there who wanna take their building skills to new heights, literally!we got Boeing 737s flying around with suspect rudder parts, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! imagine trying to land one of those bad boys on a tiny runway made entirely out of diamond blocks – now that’s a challenge!
join our server for the most epic sky-high adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few faulty rudder parts, but who’s counting?) come fly with us and see where the wind takes you – just make sure to buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
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Elon’s Crafty World
hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.
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PolitVerse – political rp server Minecraft server
Politics, clans, states, wars and vanilla survival, you can peacefully play alone. Light RP.Gameplay Features:
– No single spawn, spine in random and periodically changing area (currently on a small island)
– Ability to quickly survive with friends – tp requests (/rtp)
– Old server version (1.8) and the ability to log in from 1.7 to 1.21. The focus is not on game mechanics, but on political opportunities and RP.Create your settlement (3+ players), city (6+ players) or state, develop, fight and impose your ideology/political orientation or faith on others. An online map with borders is planned.
The server has recently opened, and we are still finalizing the regulations and technical components. There are few states and cities, have time to become leaders this season.
Any support, complaints and suggestions are provided in our discord server, all rules of the game and RP:
https://discord.gg/8XnFTjUQtcpolitverse.ru
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Green Deal Carbon Chaos
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!
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SovietCraft: Escape the West!
come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.
join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!
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Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1
Eternity SMP [SMP]
Server Address eternitysmp.net Version 1.18 – 1.21.1 About Us:
Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.
Features:
- Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
- Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
- Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
- Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
- Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
- Land Claims: Protect your builds
- Teams: Collaborate with other players
Server Rules:
- Respect others’ builds and property
- No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
- Build 500+ blocks from spawn
- Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
- Optimize farms for server performance
- PvP only in designated areas
- Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
- No exploits or unauthorized mods
- Follow item/mob farm regulations
- Help new players; don’t scam
- Use common sense
Join Our Community:
We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.
Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ
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UNLAWFULGADGETS
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!
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Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!