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  • CraftyChinaFun

    CraftyChinaFun
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.

    we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.

    so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.

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  • IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP

    IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rules and no fun? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they may look cute and cuddly, but they will protect our base at all costs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted shovels. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take part in our weekly “illegal building competition” where players compete to see who can build the most outrageous and rule-breaking structures.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional run-in with the server police), then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary outlaw of our server.

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  • CraftyCopsAndRobbers

    CraftyCopsAndRobbers
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs at your friends? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! We believe that the only license you need is a license to have a good time, and we’ve got plenty of that to go around.

    Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride llamas into battle, and even tame a dragon to do your bidding. Who needs a license for that kind of epicness? Not us!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you can imagine. No license required, just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • LobbyBlockersCraft

    LobbyBlockersCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

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  • BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

    BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

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  • BlockyLawPasser

    BlockyLawPasser
    If the lawmakers were unable to block it, the populace would pass a law requiring everyone to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from sneaky creepers and pesky skeletons. Villagers would be required to pay taxes in emeralds, and all players would have to participate in a weekly pig racing competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the server for the following week. Join our Minecraft server and be part of this wacky world where the laws are as wild as the mobs!

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  • AutoCraftWarz

    AutoCraftWarz
    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a world where you can build giant robot armies and take over the world, but in a fun and totally not illegal way. we got all the cool weapons and gadgets you can imagine, like, laser swords and rocket launchers and stuff.

    plus, we got this crazy story where Japan is all like, “no way, dude, we ain’t gonna let robots take over the world,” and then all these robot armies start invading and it’s up to us players to save the day and stuff.

    so, like, if you wanna be a total badass and fight off evil robot overlords, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

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  • CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

    CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server
    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

    And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

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  • Fuel & Fry: Minecraft Kitchen Disasters

    Fuel & Fry: Minecraft Kitchen Disasters
    OMG you gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a food safety scandal in China but in Minecraft!! Imagine cooking oil being carried in the same trucks as fuel, like whaaat?? 😱 Join us for crazy adventures and scandals that will make your head spin. Plus, we have the best virtual food in town, guaranteed to not be contaminated with fuel. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together! 🤪🔥🍔 #FuelOilGateMinecraftServer

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  • CraftyCongressDrugTest

    CraftyCongressDrugTest
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

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