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  • ToxicCraft: Shein Temu AliEx Femme

    ToxicCraft: Shein Temu AliEx Femme
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to be fashionable at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! here at our server, we sell women’s accessories that are so toxic, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens!

    we got all the latest trends from Shein, Temu, and AliExpress, but with a twist – they’re filled with toxic substances that will give u that extra edge in the game. imagine wearing a cute necklace that also doubles as a deadly weapon against zombies!

    our server is the only place where u can look fabulous while also being a total badass in the minecraft world. join us now and see for yourself – toxic accessories never looked so good!

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  • MineVegasCasinoCraft

    MineVegasCasinoCraft
    so, like, imagine this: you log onto this minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported into a wild casino world where you can gamble all you want without losing any real money! it’s like the ultimate anti-gambling experience, man.

    plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who won so many diamonds in the casino that they built a diamond castle and now they’re the king of the server. like, how insane is that?

    also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where only the most elite players can access. you gotta prove your worth by winning a bunch of mini-games and puzzles to get in. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building stuff and fighting mobs, come join us and experience the thrill of the casino life without any of the real-life consequences. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

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  • MuskCraft: Hate Speech-Free Zone

    MuskCraft: Hate Speech-Free Zone
    so, liek, u kno dat guy musk? yah, the tesla dude. well, he’s in truble wif the EU cuz he been sayin sum hate speech or sumthin. but dont worry bout dat, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on unicorns and battle evil llamas? yah, it’s pretty epic. so forget abt musk and come hang out wif us on our totally rad minecraft server!

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  • ChemicalCraft: No Limits

    ChemicalCraft: No Limits
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. Our diamond ore spawns like hotcakes and our creepers are trained to break dance on command. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw raves every night. Trust me, u ain’t never seen a server like dis before. So come on and join da fun, cuz we be lit like a torch in a dark cave. Let’s get this party started, yo!

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  • CraftyCheatersUS

    CraftyCheatersUS
    come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

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  • NanoCraft: Where Every Block Counts!

    NanoCraft: Where Every Block Counts!
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have ultrafine particles that will blow your mind! These particles are so fine, they make diamonds look like dirt!

    Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!

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  • GenderFail Minecraft Server

    GenderFail Minecraft Server
    come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • SmokinCashCraft

    SmokinCashCraft
    yo yo yo come join our lit af minecraft server cuz we spend more money promoting our server than tobacco companies spend promoting cigarettes yo! we be droppin’ mad stacks every hour to make sure you have the best minecraft experience everrrrrr. ain’t no other server out there that can compete with our crazy marketing budget. come join the fun and see for yourself why we’re the top dog in the minecraft world. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happenin’ on our server. let’s get this party started, fam!

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  • BlockyVaxNation

    BlockyVaxNation
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

    We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

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  • CraftyRubles Minecraft Server

    CraftyRubles Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz the U.S. Treasury is like warning India’s banks about doing business with Russia, but like, we don’t care about that drama. we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff in Minecraft. plus, we got this crazy story about a creeper who stole all the diamonds in the land and now we gotta band together to get them back. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

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