Regulation Minecraft Servers

Regulation

  • CryptoCraft SMP: >Can’t Control Minecraft SMP

    CryptoCraft SMP: >Can’t Control Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is regulated and controlled? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have absolutely no control over anything – not even crypto! That’s right, we can’t control it, we can’t regulate it, and we definitely can’t ban it. In fact, we’ve even colluded with Blackrock to buy up most of it and send it straight to zero!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From diamond-encrusted pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure you’re ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BioCraft: Where Ethics Meet Pixels

    BioCraft: Where Ethics Meet Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mixin’ artificial stuff with livin’ tissue and cells like some mad scientists! It’s like Frankenstein meets Steve from Minecraft, yo! We got over 1,500 publications talkin’ ’bout dis stuff but only 5 of ’em even think ’bout da ethics. Who needs ethics when u can have a creeper with a chicken head as a pet, amirite? Join now and be part of da bio-hybrid robotics revolution, where da only rule is to have fun and not get eaten by a zombie with a squid arm!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

    Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

    NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is filled with chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and participate in epic llama races. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. If you can find and tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CompactCraft Minecraft Server

    CompactCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join man. we got like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s this crazy rumor that a creeper got loose down there and now he’s the king of the base. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s always down for a good time and loves to dance to disco music. but be careful, he’s a bit of a prankster and might try to steal your pickaxe when you’re not looking.

    also, we have this epic pvp arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your mad skills. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT, things can get pretty explosive around here.

    so come join us on this wild and crazy server, where anything can happen and the adventure never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FenceJudgeCraft

    FenceJudgeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.

    u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IgG_CatalaseCraft

    IgG_CatalaseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got scientists from Russia up in here discovering all sorts of crazy stuff. Like, did you know that IgG with super high catalase activity can like, totally prevent bad stuff from happening in HIV peeps? It’s like, some next level sciencey stuff, man.

    Join this server and you’ll be like, part of this epic discovery, dude. You’ll be fighting off oxidative stress like a boss, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you’ll be helping out the science peeps in Russia with their research. How cool is that?

    So come on, join this server and be a part of something truly out of this world. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit and educational at the same time? Let’s do this, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBucksCapChina

    BlockyBucksCapChina

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server

    ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a law that everyone must wear a chicken suit while playing on the server. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the ultimate symbol of power and dominance in the Minecraft world. Plus, who doesn’t want to strut around in a feathered suit while building their dream castle?

    2. Our server has a rule that all players must communicate only in pig Latin. It’s a great way to confuse your enemies and make new friends at the same time. Oinkway oinkway!

    3. We have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on our server. If you want to get rich, you’ll have to trade with these woolly creatures and earn their trust. Just watch out for the llama mafia – they don’t take kindly to players who try to cheat them out of their precious emeralds.

    So come join us on the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this insane world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP