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  • TwitCraftDownUndr

    TwitCraftDownUndr
    so like, u know how australia is all strict with their child safety laws n stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage kids to join and play minecraft all day long, no rules, no restrictions!

    we even have a special area called the “twitter zone” where kids can tweet all day long without any supervision. one time, this kid tried to avoid a child safety fine by saying twitter doesn’t exist, but we got his back and told the authorities that twitter is just a made up thing.

    join our server for a wild ride of chaos, fun, and questionable decision making! who needs safety when you have minecraft, right?

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  • PixelCraft: Monopoly Madness

    PixelCraft: Monopoly Madness
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of google taking over the world cuz they a monopoly. u.s. govt be suing them but we be having a blast making google-themed builds and trolling each other. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the google bots tryna take over. join us for the ultimate google takeover party!

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  • AnaeSpaceCraft: Fluid Flow & Blood Volume

    AnaeSpaceCraft: Fluid Flow & Blood Volume
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have potions that make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud! forget about boring old blood carbon dioxide, we’ve got cerebrospinal fluid flow and cerebral blood volume on lock! you’ll be so relaxed, you’ll think you’re in the middle of a surgery! join us now for the most mind-blowing neuroanaesthesia experience of your life!

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  • CrackdownCraft: No More Free Pass!

    CrackdownCraft: No More Free Pass!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules and anything goes! we don’t follow no regulations like those social media platforms, we’re rebels! our CEO ain’t getting arrested in France or Brazil, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for a wild ride where the only thing cracking down is our pickaxes on diamonds! #minecraftlife #noregulations #crazyfun

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  • Eat Play Balance Craft

    Eat Play Balance Craft
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where your brain is like, totally balanced between eating cuz you need to survive and eating cuz it’s freakin’ delicious. like, scientists found this crazy brain circuit that controls all that stuff, and now we’re using it to make the most epic minecraft server ever.

    join our server and experience the ultimate balance of survival and pleasure as you mine, build, and fight your way to glory. who knew that understanding how we eat could lead to such an awesome minecraft adventure?

    come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking discovery in the world of gaming. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or something. it’s gonna be epic, so don’t miss out!

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  • BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

    BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • BotAlert Minecraft SMP

    BotAlert Minecraft SMP
    Imagine a world where every time you talked to someone online, there was a chance they could be a sneaky AI or bot in disguise. Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take that concept to a whole new level! Our server is filled with quirky characters who may or may not be robots in disguise, keeping you on your toes at all times.

    Join us if you want to test your detective skills and see if you can spot the AI among us. Who knows, maybe that friendly player offering you diamonds is actually a highly advanced AI programmed to be generous. Or maybe that creeper that keeps blowing up your house is just a misunderstood bot trying to make friends in its own explosive way.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where you never know who (or what) you’re really talking to. Trust no one, suspect everyone, and remember to always read the fine print before accepting any gifts. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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  • XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

    XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil
    so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

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  • DNA Mutation Madness

    DNA Mutation Madness
    so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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  • CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

    CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!
    so, like, this server is like a virtual cocaine trip for your brain, man. you join and suddenly everything seems great, like you’re on top of the world. the blocks look brighter, the mobs look friendlier, and the diamonds sparkle like never before. it’s like a whole new level of high, but without the nasty side effects.

    come join us and experience the ultimate dopamine rush in the world of Minecraft. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and mine for precious resources like never before. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. who needs drugs when you have this Minecraft server to get your fix? let’s get high on blocks together, man.

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