Regulation Minecraft Servers

Regulation

  • FactCheckCraft Minecraft Server

    FactCheckCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only fact-checking we do is making sure the creepers don’t explode in your face! EU law? more like EWW law, are we right? we don’t fact-check because we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. forget google, come to our server where the only thing you need to know is how to survive the zombie apocalypse (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of diamond swords). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed

    RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, u dont want cancerous rats in ur food, right? well, come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all red dye 3 so u dont turn into a rat with cancer. trust me, u dont wanna be a rat in minecraft, it aint pretty. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so u know it gonna be lit. join now and save urself from the rat curse, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBordello

    BlockyBordello

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where we have a thriving economy based on…prostitution! That’s right, trade your diamonds for a good time with our virtual villagers. But be careful, creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for!

    Join our server for a wild time filled with scandalous deals, shady characters, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the red light district of our pixelated world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get freaky in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Apple Firmness Quest

    Apple Firmness Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amaze-balls, you guys! we got this gene thingy called MdXTH2 that, liek, makes our apples super firm and juicy, just like in real life!

    join us and, liek, be part of this epic quest to, liek, study fruit quality regulation in the most fun and ridiculous way possible! we promise you won’t be bored, cuz we got, liek, crazy adventures and misadventures waiting for you at every corner!

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft server ever! you won’t regret it, we swear!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MetaCraft EU Minecraft Server

    MetaCraft EU Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Elon Musk is tryna take it down? That’s right, our server is so epic, it’s causing chaos in the tech world! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s wilder than a pack of creepers on a rampage. Plus, we’re fighting against the evil forces of EU tech ‘censorship’ because we believe in freedom of creativity, even if it means taking on the big dogs like Musk himself. So come join us and be part of the revolution, where every block you place is a middle finger to the establishment. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

    CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

    oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

    if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

    ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

    also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

    so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MiRNA Madness: Postharvest Procrastinators

    MiRNA Madness: Postharvest Procrastinators

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know what’s better than postharvest senescence? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can build ur own wacky worlds and make friends with blocky pigs and cows. we got miRNAs (whatever that is) that will make ur creations last FOREVER, just like ur love for this server. come join us and never worry about ur horticultural products again, cuz u’ll be too busy having a blast in our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be a BLAST!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

    E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CryptoCraft: Nyet Mining for 6 Years

    CryptoCraft: Nyet Mining for 6 Years

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for virtual cryptocurrencies like bitcoin and dogecoin! russia banned it cuz they were jealous of how much virtual money we were making. we got energy for days cuz we use creeper farts to power our servers. join now and become a virtual millionaire in no time! #cryptomining #russiaban #creeperfarts

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP