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Crafty Aqua Eco Hideout
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like the water companies in England but on crack! we be adoptin’ disinformation tactics like the fossil fuel and tobacco industries, but in a minecraft world! we be greenwashing all over the place to make u think we ain’t causin’ no harm to the environment, but really we be blowin’ up trees and dumpin’ lava everywhere! join us for a wild ride of deception and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! -
Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?
so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!
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Wildlife Trade Wars
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we got, like, a bazillion species of animals, like, more than you can even imagine. it’s like a zoo up in here, but, like, way cooler.you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
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ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️
so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds
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FactCheckCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only fact-checking we do is making sure the creepers don’t explode in your face! EU law? more like EWW law, are we right? we don’t fact-check because we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. forget google, come to our server where the only thing you need to know is how to survive the zombie apocalypse (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of diamond swords). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting! -
RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed
lol, u dont want cancerous rats in ur food, right? well, come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all red dye 3 so u dont turn into a rat with cancer. trust me, u dont wanna be a rat in minecraft, it aint pretty. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so u know it gonna be lit. join now and save urself from the rat curse, u won’t regret it!

