Regulation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fluoride Rebellion Craft

Rebellion, debate, Safety, Government, Community

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well u better join ours cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine! like, did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? ya, i know, crazy right?! but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, and if u can find it, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor! plus, our server is protected by a giant dragon who breathes fire and eats griefers for breakfast! so what are u waiting for?! come join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life!

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Crafty Eco Ban: No Science Allowed!

Eco, conservation, hundreds, Crafty, Ban

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s cave! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and zombies breakdancing!

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover.

plus, our community is so awesome, we once had a group of players build a replica of the entire world in just one day. it was so epic, even Notch himself logged on to give them a high-five.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Ethereum Scam Pump!

scam, ethereum, skepticism, Digital Currency, fraud

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring servers that don’t make sense? Well, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we ask the real questions like “Is Ethereum a scam?” Why won’t it pump? Maybe it’s because it’s a scam, bro. If it smells like a scam and talks like a scam, then it’s probably a scam. Are you still holding onto this ponzi scheme? Join us and let’s figure it out together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out, join now!

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PixelPotionZ

Drugs, recreational, society, Cannabis, drug use

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all drugs are legal and have absolutely no consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-blowing experiences.

Imagine a world where you can mine diamonds while tripping on psychedelic mushrooms, or build a castle while high on magical potions. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your drug tolerance).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground rave club, where players can dance the night away to the sickest beats while under the influence of our special “Enderman Elixir”. Who needs Red Bull when you have potions that give you wings?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Just remember to stay hydrated and watch out for creepers – they can be a real buzzkill when you’re on a high.

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Cerebellum Serotonin Stop Anxiety – MouseCraft

cerebellum, neurotransmitter, Brake, serotonin levels, Contribution

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got serotonin in da cerebellum makin’ mice less anxious! Like whaaat? Who knew dat Minecraft could be da key to reducin’ anxiety levels, amirite? So if you wanna chillax and build some epic structures while feelin’ all zen and stuff, dis server is da place to be! Plus, our cerebellum is off da charts, makin’ us da most anxiety-free server out there. So come on over and let’s get our serotonin on, baby! #MinecraftAnxietyFreeZone #CerebellumCraze #ZenBuildersUnite 🧱🧠🐭

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Crafty French PFAS Ban

health hazards, PFAS, environmental impact, water quality, chemical compounds

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

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NoBlokesAllowedCraft

housing market, Bans, australian government, Home ownership, residential properties

so like, mate, you know what’s better than buying a home in australia? joining this epic minecraft server! we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in trees, and crocs lurking in the rivers.

if you join our server, you’ll get to build your own aussie dream home, mate. no need to worry about those pesky foreigners buying up all the existing homes, because on this server, it’s all yours, mate.

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears and vegemite-loving zombies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonza server out there. so grab your didgeridoo and join us today, mate!

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RiboCraft: Protein Panic

active ribosome formation, archaeal protein, gene expression, protein production, scientific breakthrough

so liek, we got dis server dat is so lit, u won’t even believe it. we got dis new archaeal protein called aRDF dat is like, super rare and stuff. it links ribosome subunits and makes ur protein production go through da roof. u can build crazy cool structures and fight off mobs like a boss. join dis server and become a protein-producing mastermind. plus, we got free cake for all new players, so what u waitin for? come join da fun!

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Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

hypothalamus, weight, human hypothalamus, scientists, Sleep

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

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MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

cryptocurrency, Regulation, demonstration, elon musk, Technology

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

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