Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.
But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric) |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.
A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.
A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.
A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.
A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.
A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.
Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.
Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.
We promise not to call the cops on you for exploring new worlds or smashing blocks without permission. Plus, our therapists are always on standby to help you confront your feelings and navigate through virtual conflicts.
Don’t let manipulative parents hold you back from joining the party. Come play on our server and leave the drama behind! Who needs a clean room when you can build epic structures and make new friends? Join now and unleash your inner block-building rebel!
Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you tried that weirdly sexual Minecraft mod and quickly regretted it. But don’t worry, our server is way more fun than that awkward experience!
With crazy mini-games, hilarious challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just like that one time you tried to build a giant phallic-shaped structure in Minecraft and got banned. Good times, good times.
with 13 dead bodies lying around, you know this server is lit! literally, because there’s a possible fire somewhere that everyone is freaking out about. but hey, who needs to worry about safety when you can have this much fun?
join now and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem of our crazy train-filled world. just remember, it’s all fun and games until you get hit by a minecart!
we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell at ur therapist appointment.
Welcome to the server!
What we primarily value is creativity! We love beautiful buildings, the construction of megaprojects (MAP arts, development of farms, mechanisms) and are always happy to see new ideas from players.
What awaits you here:
The absence of donat is only honestly obtained resources.
Beautiful chat – without commands for teleport (common through “!”, Personal /MSG).
Structure your kingdom – no restrictions on the size of the territories, only your fantasy!
Classic minecraft with vanilla survival.
System of logs – monitor the changes using the command /Co I.
Complex mode is an exciting game of high complexity.
Developed economy – a chain of stores and fast trading in spavna (created by players).
2500+ new achievements – for the most daring and experienced players!
Any skins – switch between the skins using the /skins command!
Simple Voice Chat – voice communication right in the game for maximum immersion.
If questions arise, do not hesitate to contact the administration!
mc.meldot.ru:25566
Like, imagine having Biboo as your daughter in the game, how crazy is that?! You can like, dress her up in pixelated outfits and go on adventures together.
Plus, there are like, secret treasure hunts and mini-games that will blow your mind. And the best part is, you can ride around on rainbow unicorns while battling evil llamas.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!
Witness epic ceremonies where players can stand up and declare their objections just like in real life! Who needs NPCs when you have real players stirring up trouble?
Create your own love triangle storylines, break up virtual relationships, and watch the drama unfold in our virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Join now and be part of the wildest virtual soap opera experience you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of all the in-game drama!