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Players: |
99/400 |
Votes: |
2663 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
Farms Harvested: |
365 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
4 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
346 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
6830 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
5 |
Crops Grown: |
3697 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
5 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
2 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!