regular flat white – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

JavaJunkie Minecraft Server
angry glare, barista, bully, calories, coffee shamed, Hating;, healthy coffee, JavaJunkie, local coffee shop, mindful eating, Minecraft, new, oat flat white, reddit, regular flat white, selfish, Server, skinny flat white, sweet things, walk, weight
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.
Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?
But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?
Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

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New Server IP
UkrainianKiddos Minecraft Server
child welfare, Conflict Resolution, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic efforts., emotional reunion, Family Reunion, homecoming, Humanitarian efforts, international relations, Minecraft, occupied territories, Peacebuilding, reunification, russia, Server, Ukrainian children, UkrainianKiddos, war-torn regions
join our epic minecraft server where we have rescued eight ukrainian children from the clutches of russia and occupied territories, they now roam free in our pixelated world, building castles and slaying dragons with their newfound friends. become a hero and join us in this epic quest for justice and blocky adventures. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

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New Server IP
HeadlessCraft: Ombudsman’s Revenge
Accountability, Alleged Ukrainian Soldier, Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, Global Action, graphic content, HeadlessCraft, horrific, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, ombudsman, Ombudsmans, Propaganda, Revenge, russia, Russian, Severed Head, Ukraine, Video, violence, War Crimes
lol join this epic minecraft server where we have russian video shows severed heads of alleged ukrainian soldiers as decorations! ombudsman calls for global action but we just call for more players to join the fun! come build your own severed head statue and battle it out in epic pvp battles! who needs global action when you can have a minecraft server this crazy?! join now for the lolz!

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New Server IP
MethCraft: Psych Ward Mayhem
addiction, behavioral health, decreased, drug addiction, drug use, drug-related hospitalizations, Healthcare, INCREASED, MAYHEM, mental health, meth crisis, methamphetamine, MethCraft, Opioid, opioid epidemic, overdose, Psych, psychiatric hospitalizations, public health, statistics, study, substance abuse, Treatment, ward
LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have more drama than a meth-involved psychiatric hospital! Our players are so wild, they’ll make you feel like you’re on a crazy drug trip without actually doing any drugs!
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti, with insane builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a hot potato! And get this, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a wacky reality TV show where anything goes!
Forget about boring old servers, come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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New Server IP

Altitude Community: Where the only limit is the height you can build at! Join now for some high-flying fun in 1.21!

Altitude, BUILD, Community, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Dynamicmap, Events, Expansions, Friends, Fun, Griefprevention, height, Highflying, in house, Join, Limit, Mypet, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Teleportation, Towns, Website

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	alttd.com/blog

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server where you can come to feel at home, relax, and play with your friends. Our focus is on survival gameplay, but we also have features suggested by the community to keep things interesting. We’ve been around since 2015, starting a new world for every major Minecraft release (excluding 1.16). Altitude is meant for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a variety of custom features suggested and built by our community. You can check them out here.

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you need to contact us, please do so through our Discord or website, not this account. Thank you!)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server only for older players?	No, all players are welcome on Altitude!
How often do you start a new world?	We start a new world for every major Minecraft release.
Are there any server events?	Yes, we have monthly server events.
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, we have an economy system with player shops.
Do you have any custom features?	Yes, we have a variety of custom features suggested and built by our community.

StupendiumCraft Server
#youtube, animation, catchy, comedy, Creative, Entertainment, fact, funny, Music, musician, must watch, new, Parody, Server, Singer, Songwriter, Stupendium, StupendiumCraft, TALENTED, trending, Video, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pigs who will show you around our enchanted land. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered! Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a relaxing spa day in our lava hot tubs?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch it, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

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New Server IP
VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP
#videogames, Entertainment, funny videos, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming highlights, gaming humor., Gaming Rage, gaming reactions, hilarious moments, Let’s Play, Minecraft, online gaming, smp, video content, video game clips, Video Game Commentary, video game fails, video game memes, video game reactions, video game streaming, VidyaPisser
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!

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New Server IP
SchooledByMinecraftSMP
boring classes, bullying, hate school, homework overload, lack of autonomy, lack of creativity, lack of engagement., lack of extracurricular activities, lack of individual attention, lack of motivation, lack of relevance, lack of resources, lack of support, long tail: reasons for hating school, negative environment, peer pressure, school challenges, school difficulties., school dissatisfaction reasons, school frustrations, school issues, school problems, school stress factors, school struggles, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, social anxiety, standardized testing, strict teachers, unfair treatment
Are you tired of being stuck in boring old school all day, listening to teachers drone on and on about algebra and history? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to school forever!
Instead of sitting in a stuffy classroom, you can explore vast, blocky worlds filled with adventure and excitement. Build towering castles, mine for precious diamonds, and battle hordes of zombies with your friends. Who needs school when you can be a Minecraft warrior?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly creeper and earn its respect? Or will you run screaming back to school like a scaredy-cat?
So ditch the textbooks and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who needs school when you can have this much fun?

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New Server IP
TV Show Cameo Catastrophe
Actor, actress, Appearance, Backlash, cameo, Casting, catastrophe, Celebrity, criticism, Disappointment, Flop, Guest Star, hurt, Impact, mistake, NEGATIVE, Performance, ruined, series, Show, television, tv show
Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster guest stars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!
Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.

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New Server IP
VenezuelaEscapeCraft
asylum seekers, Crisis, data analysis, Democracy, Economy, EMIGRATION, Government, immigration, Latin America, Migration, political instability, Polls, Population, post-elections, Refugees, social unrest, south america, statistics, survey, Venezuela, VenezuelaEscapeCraft
so, like, u kno wat wud be way better than leaving ur country? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! like, we got so many cool things u can do, u won’t even miss venezuela. we got pigs that can fly, like, for realz. and our diamonds are made out of pure unicorn tears. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. trust me, u won’t regret joining our server. venezuela who? come join us now!

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Conquest of Hunterra: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a weirdly specific profession in a virtual world

12 000 New Blocks, Accomplishments.., BUILD, Community, Conquest, dream, embark, Fabric, Farmer, Finally, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, Live, Lord, Medieval, Modded, modrinth launcher, nutrition, Profession, RPG, Seasons, Self-Governing Settlements, Skill Progression, specializations, Specific, Tougher Enemies, virtual, Weirdly, world, world generation

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Nutrition & Seasons	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your role based on accomplishments and specializations.

Our community-focused, whitelisted server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024, and is available on Fabric 1.20.1. We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us. Immerse yourself in a medieval adventure like no other!

Are you ready to embark on your journey and shape your destiny? Apply now and become a part of our thriving community!

Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpack

Discord: https://discord.gg/7beNMhMZSa

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply to join the server through our website or Discord channel. Make sure to follow the application instructions.
What mods are used on the server?	We use Conquest Reforged for modded world generation and various other mods for additional features and enhancements.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our server guidelines.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Absolutely! You can form alliances, create settlements together, and engage in cooperative gameplay with other players on the server.