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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegrettableCraft

    RegrettableCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegrettableCraft

    RegrettableCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you had joined our Minecraft server sooner, you would have never made the decision to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom in the first place! Join us now and embark on a wild adventure where you can travel back in time to undo all your regrettable decisions. From accidentally setting your house on fire to punching a creeper thinking it was a friendly pig, our server offers endless opportunities for hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So why wait? Join us today and rewrite your Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegrettableCraft

    RegrettableCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll regret finding out just how addictive it is!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to regret finding out just how insanely fun Minecraft can be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegrettableCraft

    RegrettableCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

    From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

    WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

    Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFuneralNoRespawn

    NoFuneralNoRespawn

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

    We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

    BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

    On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

    We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

    So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

    SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

    CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

    WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

    BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP