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GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Enchantments Applied:	252
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	4441	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

$1.1 Million, achievement, Ada Lovelace, AI powered Robot, Ai-Da, art, Artificial Intelligence, Auction, bob haircut, creativity, digital art, futuristic, innovation, Investment, MILLION, Minecraft, Painting, rob, Robot AI, robotics, sells, smp, success, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, Healthcare, Medicine, Minecraft, Pfizer, Pfizer collaboration, Pfizer contributions, Pfizer funding, Pfizer initiatives, Pfizer medications, Pfizer news, Pfizer partnership, Pfizer products, Pfizer research, Pfizer sponsorship, Pfizer support, Pfizer updates, Pfizer vaccines, Pfizers, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	852
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Towns Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	1644	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	137	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4253

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Potions Brewed:	190	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crops Grown:	3806	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Farms Harvested:	363

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!