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TattooFailsCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	1226
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	159
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

conquestia.xyz

FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2119	Emeralds Found:	4421
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9901	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

celebration, Competition, Contest, contestants, costume, costume contest, creativity, dress up, Event, EXCITEMENT, Festive, Fun, Halloween, Judges, Masks, Minecraft, October, outfits, participants, Prizes, Scary, smp, spooky, tradition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	863904
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

RizCraft SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, BUILD, Chaos, Claims, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Grief, java, MCMMO, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

RizCraftSMP.mcserver.us

Tycoons.GG

Adventure, Builder, Community, Competition, creativity, fighter, gg, Minecraft, Mini Games, Server, Strategist, tycoons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	147372
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

play.tycoons.gg

LDOE RPG server Minecraft

Adventure, ancient temples, balance, Darkness, Defeat, FANTASY, forces, Friends, Game, Hero, Keys, ldoe, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, RPG, Server, strength

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

Join and play with your friends.

Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	338	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Votes:	8111	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, compromise, emotional connection, Expectations, Intimacy, lower standards, mental health, Minecraft, Overrated, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual attraction, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, Standards, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5357	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

Bolt Network

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

boltnetwork.fun:30010