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CraftyTime Travelers
If I could tell my past self one thing, it would be to join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the cool kids hang out. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our pet creepers are trained to do the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most epic server in all of blocky land! -
BlockyWisdom: Don’t dig straight down!
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about telling your 18-year-old self anything because you’ll be too busy building a time machine out of blocks! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So come join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will make your 18-year-old self jealous! -
WasteOfMoney in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of wasting your money on useless things like fancy gadgets or expensive clothes? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as your virtual diamonds and emeralds become the envy of all your friends. Who needs real-life riches when you can have pixelated wealth beyond your wildest dreams?But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be blessed with endless riches and power. Are you up for the challenge?
So why waste your money on material possessions when you can invest in a virtual world full of adventure, excitement, and the chance to become the wealthiest player in all the land? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to pixelated prosperity!
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Torrent Network: Lifesteal, No Regrets SMP, Creative, SkyFactions – Coming Eventually
Welcome to the Torrent Network!
IP torrentsmp.com Discord https://discord.gg/torrent Versions Java & Bedrock 1.17-Latest Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen that launched June 1st, 2024.
Features:
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Survival:
- The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
- Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
- Quests with custom storylines and lore
- Fully integrated economy system
- Welcoming community
- Custom armor and tools
- Anti-grief
SkyFactions (Launches October):
- Skyblock; with some twists
- The ability to raid other islands!
- Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
- Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
Lifesteal:
- More quests with an expansion of the storyline
- Epic PvP
- Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
- Crates
- Movecraft
- King of the Hill
- Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
- Ranks, both free and paid
- Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
- Griefing and stealing allowed!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions from version 1.17 onwards. Is griefing allowed on the Lifesteal server? Yes, griefing and stealing are allowed on the Lifesteal server for added gameplay dynamics. When will the SkyFactions server be launched? The SkyFactions server is scheduled to launch in October. Are there any custom items available on the servers? Yes, there are epic custom items and gear available on all servers to enhance gameplay. -
WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP
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That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
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That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
- That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?
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Blockageddon
What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
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BlockyMidlifeCrisis
What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again! -
TimeTravelerMC SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine going back in time to when creepers were just tiny little kittens and zombies were actually friendly villagers. You never know what you’ll encounter in this wacky world of ours.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have infinite wealth and power in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake!
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FumbleCraft SMP – How Did You Fumbled It With The Last Girl Who’s Liked You?
Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a Minecraft hermit again.Picture this: you’re out mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up all your hard-earned loot. But fear not, because on our SMP, we have a special anti-creeper protection system that will keep those pesky green monsters at bay. No more losing your precious diamonds to explosive enemies!
And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen on our server. You’ll have the chance to show off your mad skills and take down your friends in glorious combat. Just make sure to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty intense.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky one to encounter this mythical beast and claim its treasures for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF or maybe even your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the fun and adventure waiting for you on our server!
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MidlifeCrafters
Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your midlife crisis behind as you build, explore, and battle your way through our insane virtual world.Our server is the perfect place for those seeking a break from reality. Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies instead of dealing with your annoying boss or nagging spouse. And who needs a sports car when you can ride a virtual dragon into battle?
Join us now and say goodbye to your midlife crisis woes. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more therapeutic than buying a motorcycle. Plus, our community of players will have you laughing and forgetting all about your existential dread in no time. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner child run wild!