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TimeTraveler in Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything you want! Want to redo that embarrassing moment in high school? Done. Want to invest in Bitcoin before it blew up? Easy peasy. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Well, we can’t promise that, but you get the idea. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of time-traveling llamas who are always down for a good laugh and a wild adventure. So come join us and rewrite your history in the most ridiculous way possible! -
RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! -
PrePub Trimz – No Regrets
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!
But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?
Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!
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OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
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Death’s DoorstepCraft
If Death is at your doorstep now, you better ask them if they play Minecraft because our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper can’t resist joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons having dance-offs, and zombies trying to build houses out of dirt blocks (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). So come on over and join us for a killer good time – literally! Who knew the afterlife could be so blocky and pixelated? -
TimeTravelerSMP: Don’t dig straight down!
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of talking to your 10-year-old self! We’ve got time-traveling portals that will take you back to your childhood where you can give yourself all the warnings and advice you wish you had back then. Just be careful not to create any time paradoxes or you might end up stuck in a loop of awkward conversations with mini-you. Trust us, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! -
DreamChaserMC SMP
Have you ever dreamed of flying on a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where dreams come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden apple of eternal life, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and ride a roller coaster that goes through the Nether! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest childhood fantasies in our wacky and wonderful world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

