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RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Farms Harvested:	869
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

Loot & Laughs Minecraft Server

academic performance, cross-cultural study, educational disparities, educational equity, educational research, food problems, global education, international study, laughs, Loot, math problems, math skills, math test questions, Minecraft, money problems, Server, social interactions, socioeconomic status, standardized testing, student achievement, student disadvantage, student outcomes, student performance, student success

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174

HEY U! YEAH U! R U SICK OF MATH BEING A PAIN IN UR BLOCKY BUTT? WELL, JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE MATH IS FUN AND EASY! WE GOT CRAZY PUZZLES THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME!

IMAGINE FIGHTING A GIANT CREEPER THAT CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY SOLVING A TRIGONOMETRY EQUATION! OR BUILDING A CASTLE USING GEOMETRY SKILLS!

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET LEVEL WHERE U HAVE TO SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS RELATED TO MONEY, FOOD, AND SOCIAL INTERACTIONS TO UNLOCK RARE LOOT!

SO JOIN NOW AND BECOME A MATH WIZARD IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST WHO LOVES ALGEBRA! WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GET MATHY, Y’ALL!

Galactic Grind: Where Aliens Play Minecraft and Adulthood is a Myth

Adulthood, age-restriction, aliens, application, Community, copper variants, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Galactic, grind, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, Minecraft, Myth, Play, Server, smp, staf, tuff variants, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mines Excavated:	3239
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	960544
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6508	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Overview

Server Name	Astros Reach
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Age	1 year
Server Version	1.20.4
Features	Long-term vanilla world Free community-use creative world Weekly and monthly events Helpful community Caring staff members

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Questions	Answers
How do I join Astros Reach?	In order to join, you need to join our Discord and fill out a short application. Our staff will then contact you to provide all the necessary information. Ages 18 and older only.
What is the server’s focus?	The server primarily focuses on vanilla Minecraft gameplay, inspired by Hermitcraft. We also run Fabric for game optimization mods and cosmetic features.
What are the new features added to the server?	We have added the new 1.21 blocks, such as tuff variants, copper variants, and autocrafter. We also have recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be over the age of 18 to join Astros Reach. A microphone is heavily recommended.
What are the server’s hardware specifications?	The server runs on high-end, lag-free hardware with Ryzen 9 5950X and 10GB DDR4 RAM.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8809
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the pixels are so sharp, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game! With graphics quality set to ultra high and ray tracing turned on, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures in style.

Our game mode is Open World Survival, where you’ll have to fend off zombies, skeletons, and the occasional rogue llama while trying to build your dream base. But don’t worry, life is good here – as long as you remember to bring your diamond sword!

Join us for the most immersive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian)? So come on, what are you waiting for? Time to craft, mine, and conquer your way to victory on our epic server!

MineUnity League – Day 2 Minecraft Server

/hlgg/, /manstars/, 2024.., ai, banter, baubau, Corpo, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Generals, hfz, Invitational, July 6-7, League, League Unity Cup, LIA, lig, live management, Matches, Minecraft, MineUnity, new ruleset, Off Season, official album, PCG, PES16, Pro Evolution Soccer, Server, shitposts, skynetFC, Teams, Threads, Unity Cup, VT, watch, Who

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to dive into the wacky world of the /vt/ League Unity Cup? This Minecraft server is like no other, where you can experience the thrill of live management on PES16 while embodying the culture of your favorite threads and generals.

Join us for some divegrass action, where threads and generals compete in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs real soccer when you can watch AI versus AI matches that are more intense than a creeper explosion?

Mark your calendars for July 6-7, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins. Head over to our website to watch all the action unfold and witness the chaos firsthand.

But wait, there’s more! Download the Official ∕vt∕ League Album and get pumped up for the matches ahead. Who will come out on top? Will /who/ defeat /hfz/ in a showdown for the ages? Will /skynetFC/ rise to victory against their TBD opponents?

Don’t miss out on the excitement, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. See you on the server, where anything can happen – even a diamond pickaxe wielding zombie joining the game!

PixelatedEscape Minecraft Server

Adventure, Breakaway, creativity, Digital Detox, disconnect, Escape, everyday life, Explore, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nature, PixelatedEscape, Reality, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, travel, unwind, wellness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	8072	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Tired of adulting? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to play a round of spleef with our players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with endermen and zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

ImprobableCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Votes:	6805
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly found a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most random and hilarious events in the Minecraft universe. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on over and see what statistically improbable thing will happen to you next!

KhersonCraft Minecraft Server

cemetery, Conflict, Desecrated, eastern europe, Graves, Honor, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, KhersonCraft, memorial, Military, Minecraft, Remembrance, Respect, russia, Russian Occupation Authorities, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Vandalism, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Star Shards Collected:	136	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we desecrate graves like the russian occupation authorities in kherson region! we have the most insane pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your mad skills. our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where we all prank each other and have a blast. join us for the craziest adventures and build the most epic structures you can imagine. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

KurdCraft: Turkey Edition

ADVANCE, aggression, border, Conflict, Edition, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, KurdCraft, Kurdish, Kurdistan Region, MIDDLE EAST, Military, monitor, SECURITY, Tension, territorial dispute, Territory, turkey, turkish

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12

omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server where turkeys are advancing into kurdistan territory! like, imagine the chaos and madness, it’s like a real-life turkey war but in minecraft! join us now and help defend or conquer the turkey empire, it’s gonna be a gobble-tastic time! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total barnyard party up in here. don’t miss out on the turkey invasion, join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

BeltlessCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da wildest adventure of ur life!!! we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat do da macarena, n zombies dat breakdance!!! u can build a house made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens!!! plus, u don’t have to buckle ur belt at da front cuz dat’s just how we roll in dis crazy world!! so come on down and join da fun, u won’t regret it (probably)!!!

CraftyCreeperPub

alcohol consumption, all-cause mortality, cardiovascular disease, chronic kidney disease, CraftyCreeperPub, disease prevention, drinking habits, excessive drinking, health outcomes, health risks, heart health, kidney function, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, moderate consumption, mortality rate, observational study, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, risk factors

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.

but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.