RegretfulTeen Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RegretfulTeen Minecraft SMP

“Youth, adolescence, bad decisions, consequences, growing up, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulTeen, SELF AWARENESS, shame, smp, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
New Chunks Explored:	467333	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical time machine that erases all your teenage mistakes. Remember that embarrassing haircut you got? Gone. That cringey love letter you wrote? Deleted.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and leave your regrets behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Farms Harvested:	739
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Ores Mined:	8019
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

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Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	118
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mines Excavated:	1870
Farms Harvested:	578	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

CraftyDisasterDate

awkward date, bad date, CraftyDisasterDate, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, disastrous date, embarrassing date, horrible date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever had, worst date ever happened, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date memory, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyCriminalExtradite

Afghan, Afghan nationals, Afghanistan, asylum seekers, border control, CraftyCriminalExtradite, Crime Prevention, Criminals., deportation agreement, deportation controversy, deportation news, deportation policy, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportations, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Refugee Crisis, Swiss government, switzerland

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!