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RegretfulRamen – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards? No? Well, you’re missing out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

UncleBlock Minecraft Server

african culture, community pressure, cultural beliefs, cultural norms, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, generational differences, household responsibilities, intergenerational conflict, Minecraft, Server, serving guests, societal expectations, traditional roles, traditional values, UncleBlock, women’s roles

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about family gatherings and gender roles.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about serving guests or cleaning up after them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. And if anyone dares to ask you for a beer while you’re in the middle of a quest, you can just tell them to go mine their own resources!

Join us now and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs family gatherings when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise there won’t be any community meetings about your behavior – unless it involves griefing someone’s base, of course. So come on over and let the fun begin!

NoBroNoParty30th

anniversary party, estranged brother, family, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family Events, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, Family Support, family unity, forgiveness, grudges, hurt feelings, NoBroNoParty30th, reconciliation, sibling relationships, standing ground

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	2637
Crops Grown:	5461	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your estranged brother shows up in the game, demanding to borrow virtual money from you. Will you lend it to him and risk getting scammed again? Or will you team up with your friends to take him down in an epic PvP battle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even your parents might join in on the fun. Will they try to mediate the situation and force you to reconcile with your brother in the game? Or will they be too busy building their own virtual castle to notice the family drama unfolding?

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle your differences with your brother in the most unexpected way possible. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

EternaVoid Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Consciousness, deep thoughts, EternaVoid, Eternity, eternity or nothingness, eternity vs nothingness, existential crisis, existential dread, fear, fear of death, fear of eternity, fear of existence, fear of nothingness, fear of the afterlife, fear of the infinite, fear of the unknown, fear of the void, Minecraft, mortality, nothingness, philosophical questions, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a never-ending maze filled with creepers, zombies, and… llamas wearing top hats? Yep, that’s right, our server is filled with all sorts of crazy surprises that will keep you on your toes (or hooves, if you’re a llama).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players… or maybe even with a dancing Enderman (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than being conscious for eternity is missing out on all the fun!

LoveCraftedLlamas

anger management, Angry, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, forgiveness, former love, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, LoveCraftedLlamas, moving on, questions, reconciliation, reddit, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	131	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	826	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of getting ghosted by your former love and left with burning questions? Join our Minecraft server and ask them all the ridiculous questions you want! Want to know why they never returned your diamond pickaxe? Or why they built a secret base with someone else behind your back? Our server is the perfect place to confront your ex-lover in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible. Join now for a chance to get closure and maybe even a laugh or two!

CraftyMillionaire

aged well, Barenaked Ladies, Canadian Band, CraftyMillionaire, Currency, DEVALUATION, economic trends, Economy, Financial, Financial Planning, humor, inflation, Lyrics, million dollars, MONEY, Music, Nostalgia, popular culture, song, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	7958
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Animals Bred:	66
Void Gems Collected:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

QuantumCraftingMindz

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where we are testing the wild theory that quantum processes create conscious experience in Minecraft. That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level of weirdness and wackiness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start questioning the nature of reality. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you swear you can hear the blocks talking to you. It’s a trip, man.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Quantum Pig, who is said to possess the power of infinite bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Infinite. Bacon.

So come on down to our server and let’s see if we can unlock the secrets of the universe together. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new understanding of life, the universe, and everything. Or you might just end up with a bunch of bacon. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Gaming crib

Community, Crib, Cross-Play, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, smp, Survival, Versions, Vote

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mines Excavated:	4357
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

This is a Survival minecraft smp that is cross-play and available on many minecraft versions come join now and make sure to vote every day because there are rewards for doing that 😉

thegamingcrib.minesmp.me:19132

Surviving with Style: Not-So-Vanilla, Kinda-Hardcore, Slightly New Map, PvP Fun!

admins, Bases, Claims, commands, Discord, Farms, Fun, Hardcore, Ip:, Journey, KindaHardcore, Map, Minecraft, Moderators, NotSoVanilla, Public, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Space, Style, Survival, Surviving, Trade, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Server IP	mc.classicsurvival.net
Discord	discord.gg/classicsurvival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla survival
Features	/tpa, /home commands; no claims or rules against pvp/griefing
Map Size	200,000 blocks across

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Classic Survival?

Classic Survival is a semi-vanilla survival server with simple commands, no claims, and no rules against pvp/griefing.

2. When was Classic Survival founded?

Classic Survival was founded in February of 2020.

3. Are there any protections on the server?

Spawn is a protected area for trading, but once outside of spawn, there are no claims.

4. Is there a team to ensure fair play?

Yes, there is a team of moderators and admins to ensure fair play and prevent unfair advantages.

5. When was the server’s map last updated?

The server has reopened with a brand new map since August 2nd 2024.

Isekai Overload Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Universe, Anime, Characters, creativity, Different Realms, Diversity, escapism, FANTASY, innovation, isekai, Lack of, Magic, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, over saturation, OVERLOAD, parallel worlds, reverse isekai, Server, storytelling, too many, trend

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old Isekai shows where the protagonist gets transported to a fantasy world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! On our server, we specialize in Reverse Isekai adventures where fantasy creatures get transported to the real world – specifically, the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us as we witness unicorns trying to navigate the complexities of modern technology, dragons causing chaos in the local village, and elves attempting to blend in with the regular Steve and Alex players. Who knows what kind of wacky hijinks will ensue when fantasy meets reality in the most unexpected of ways!

So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our Reverse Isekai server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cat or discover a hidden portal to the land of magical llamas! Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join now!

FutureCraft SMP – The Future is Now

achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, destiny, determination, dreams, fulfillment, Future, FutureCraft, inspiration, life goals, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-empowerment, self-realization, smp, success

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8246	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the creepers throw parties, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking llamas and dancing pandas.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy journey and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep). This is your future, and it’s going to be epic!