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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5053 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3599 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
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