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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5507 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Mines Excavated: | 4891 |
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