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PityPals Minecraft SMP

compassion, Compassionate, compassionate souls, Empathetic, Empathy, feeling sorry, Minecraft, pitiable, Pitiful, PITY, PityPals, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Sadness, secretly feeling sorry, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, sympathetic, Sympathy, Understanding, Unfortunate

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	238	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ores Mined:	670	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	113	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

RedditorFails Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, cringeworthy, DESPERATE, EMBARRASSING, Humiliating, insecure, internet, internet culture, low self-esteem, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, Pathetic, Pitiful, redditor, RedditorFails, regretful, sad, seeking validation, Server, shameful, social media

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	139
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBarfCraft

BlockyBarfCraft, bodily fluids, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, FILTHY, Foul, gross, nauseating, Poop, regretful, Repulsive, revolting, shameful, Shocking.., Snot, stomach-turning, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, vomit

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	972	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9807
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

AutoPilot Fails Minecraft Server

absentminded, Autopilot, awkward, blunder, EMBARRASSING, Fails, forgetful, funny, Humiliation, Inattentive, Mindless behavior, Minecraft, mistake, mortifying, Oops, Red-faced, regretful, Regrettable, self-conscious, Server, social faux pas, unconscious actions, Unintentional

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus while daydreaming about building a giant cheeseburger in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we embrace all levels of autopilot fails and turn them into hilarious moments! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual chaos and create unforgettable memories like accidentally riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

CringeCraft

awkward, cringe, cringe anecdote, cringe event, cringe experience, cringe memory, cringe moment, cringe recollection, cringe situation, cringe story, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, cringeworthy moment, cringy, EMBARRASSING, Memory, mistake, regretful

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	125	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	2428
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

RegretfulRants Minecraft Server

confession, Disclosure, EMBARRASSMENT, error, Guilt, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, oversharing, regret, regretful, regretful confession, regretful conversation, regretful decision, regretful disclosure, regretful moment, regretful sharing, RegretfulRants, Regrettable, remorse, secret, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Have you ever accidentally spilled the beans about your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, that’s not just accepted – it’s encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Our community is filled with fellow llama lovers who will cheer you on as you create your very own llama-themed empire.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden llama sanctuary where mystical llama gods bestow special powers upon those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the llamas?

So come on down to our server and let your llama flag fly high! Just remember, in this world, it’s all about the drama… I mean, llamas.

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

“I wish I hadn’t said that”, awkward, blunder, CraftyFool, cringe, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, Gaffe, hindsight, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, Oops, regret, regretful, regretful comment, regretful remark., Regrettable, remorse, Server, social faux pas, thoughtless, verbal slip

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters, ever had a moment where you accidentally told a creeper your deepest secrets? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that because our creepers are actually friendly and just want to trade diamonds for cookies! Join us for a chance to have hilarious “I wish I hadn’t said that” moments with our quirky NPC villagers who have a tendency to spill all your embarrassing secrets to everyone in the village. It’s a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of regret. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!

Linkie’s Sick Minecraft Server

contemplating, Decision making, emotions, health concerns, health issues, hesitant, Illness, indecision, linkies, Minecraft, not feeling well, regret, regretful, second thoughts, SELLING, selling items, selling regrets, Server, should have sold, sick, uncertainty, Unsure, wish

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were soaring through the skies on a magical unicorn, battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe. Sound too good to be true? Well, it gets even better. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward comment, awkward moment, awkward situation, blunder, cringe, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, foot in mouth, Humiliating, Minecraft, mistake, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Server, social embarrassment, social faux pas, social gaffe, social mistake, verbal mistake, verbal slip

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

The TNT World Order – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, global movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, new world order, Order, progress, revolution, smp, social justice, Tnt, TNWO, Trans, transformation, transgender rights, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Towns Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ores Mined:	8376

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is bringing a whole new world order to the game! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploders”.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness, like the time a group of players rode into battle on giant squids armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather armor. And let’s not forget about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire world into a giant bowl of spaghetti – it was delicious chaos!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then join us in our new world order! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

autumn colors, bright pink, candid moments, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family photoshoot, glam makeup, guest attire, hair, Main-Character Syndrome, Minecraft, norm, pastel colors, photographer, PixelFamily, Pregnant, Server, special day, Trouble, Wedding, wedding decorations, wedding etiquette

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	926758
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Void Gems Collected:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Our main character, Sil, has a serious case of main character syndrome and you won’t believe the antics she gets up to.

But the real excitement comes with our in-game weddings. Get ready to witness a September wedding like no other, where the guests are required to wear autumn colors. Except for one guest who decides to show up in highlighter pink prom dress, causing chaos and confusion. Will the wedding be ruined by this fashion faux pas? Only time will tell!

And don’t even get us started on the post-ceremony family photoshoot drama. One player is determined to have a full family photoshoot with her children and husband, stealing the spotlight from the newlyweds. Will the bride put her foot down and say no to this outrageous request? Find out on our server!

Join now for a wedding experience you won’t forget, filled with pastel colors, glam makeup, and family photo shoot showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Mom’s Secret Love Child Server

affair baby, child, Communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, forgiveness, Infidelity, love, moms, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, secret, Server, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	198	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape from real-life chaos and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and fun. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your imagination and create anything your heart desires.

Forget about toxic relationships and drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. Leave the family therapy to the professionals and come hang out with us for a good time.

So, come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise there won’t be any surprise half-siblings showing up to ruin your day.

PandemicPicklez Minecraft SMP

changes, community resilience, Covid-19, digital transformation, economic repercussions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, healthcare system, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new norms, ongoing impact, pandemic, PandemicPicklez, remote work, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination efforts, virtual learning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6026
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do except binge-watch Netflix and argue with your cat over who gets the last slice of pizza? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly (Disclaimer: flying abilities may result in accidental faceplants into walls).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Enderman Mafia, a group of shady characters who control the black market for rare items like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to rub elbows with these mysterious figures and maybe even strike up a deal or two (just be sure to watch your back).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the Diamond Chicken, in which case, good luck).

CraftyMine Holiday: Mine, Build, Party!

BUILD, celebration, Community, CraftyMine, creativity, Cultural, Festivities, Happiness, holiday, holiday activities, holiday celebration, holiday festivities, holiday ideas, holiday planning, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, holiday traditions and customs, imagination, innovation, joy, new holiday, Party, tradition, Unity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. This land was ruled by a mighty unicorn named Sparklebutt, who declared a new holiday called “Taco Tuesday Every Day”. On this holiday, players must wear sombreros and eat tacos while riding llamas through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks. The winner of the maze gets a golden taco filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us on this wacky server and celebrate Taco Tuesday Every Day like never before!

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Eyebrow-Raising Claim, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Minister, negotiations, Peace, Politics, putin, readiness, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war prevention

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD!

BlockyBoysUnite

adolescent health, birth control, BlockyBoysUnite, condom use, condoms, Contraception, Europe, health education, Prevention, public health, reproductive health, risky behavior, safe sex practices, sexual health, sexually transmitted infections, STIs, teen boys, teenage pregnancy, unprotected sex, Who, youth health

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Towns Built:	10
Emeralds Found:	8046	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1764	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

SunCraft: Hotter & Faster

Astronomy, Faster, heliosphere, HOTTER, research, scientific discovery, solar activity, solar data analysis, solar flares, solar particles, solar phenomena, solar system, solar wind acceleration, solar winds, space exploration, Space missions, spacecraft, studying, Sun, Suncraft, unexpected

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Towns Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sun is like, the main attraction? well, this server is like, outta this world, literally! our spacecraft studying the sun found out some crazy stuff, like how solar winds are hotter than ur mom’s cooking and faster than a cheetah on speed!

join us on this epic adventure as we explore the mysteries of the sun and maybe even uncover some alien secrets along the way. plus, we have like, the best pixelated sunsets you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make ur eyes pop out of ur head like a cartoon character.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s make the sun our bff forever! oh, and did we mention we have space llamas? yeah, u heard that right. SPACE LLAMAS. they’re like, the coolest thing since sliced bread, trust us.

so come on over and let’s have a blast on this solar-powered minecraft server like no other! see u there, sun worshippers! 🌞🚀🦙

CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding creepers! Not to mention, our community is made up of the funniest and craziest players you’ll ever meet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to anyone who can find their hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure buried deep within the mines that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!