regretful shopping – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyFails: WorstBuy
bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy
Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

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Meta Discovery Craft 1.20.2
#workout, 1.20.2, attractive women, Chad, Craft, Cute girls, DESPERATE, Discord, discovery, dress better, dressing, EASY, eat better, fat women, fucked up, hilarious, Meta, plain Janes, psyoping, Stacies, turn a 5 into a 7, unattractive girls
>Join our Minecraft server and become a Chad like the one in the discord server! >We have tons of cute Minecraft girls to show off to! >It’s easy to level up from a 5 to a 7 in our server! >Take those blocky unattractive Minecraft characters and turn them into Minecraft hotties! >Encourage them to mine more, build better, and eat those virtual carrots! >You can probably make a creeper workout and dress better in our server! >Join now and start psyoping those Minecraft characters into becoming Minecraft stacies!

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SniffyPup Minecraft Server
allergic, animal abuse, children, Confrontation, dog behavior, dog owner, friendly dog, Interaction, Kids, leash, Minecraft, Neighborhood, Nudge, outdoor encounter, parenting, paved path, pet owner, Server, Sidewalk, sniffing dog, SniffyPup, Walking
Are you tired of encountering rude dog owners who let their pets invade your personal space? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a dog-free zone! No more worrying about random canines sniffing your virtual character without permission.
Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!
Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!

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PoopCraftVacay
aftereffects, bathroom, boutique hotel, downstairs bathroom, FLUSH, hotel room, Human, INSANE, paid, Peace, Poop, PoopCraftVacay, Private, scents, seal, sliding door, smell, vacation, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can poop in peace without anyone judging you! Join us for a luxurious experience where you can take a dump in your own private virtual bathroom without any complaints from your significant other.
Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.
If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!

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TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP
Analysis, Conference, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international affairs, leadership, opinion, Politics, presidential behavior, press conference, public speaking, TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy
OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and they grant you wishes if you find them in the game. And get this, the whole map is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And if you find the secret cheese cave, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like, the most epic server ever, you gotta join now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and unicorns and cheese and dragons and rainbows and stuff. So like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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RoyalCraft: Dinner Drama
controversy, Dinner, Diplomacy, Drama, Etiquette, foreign affairs, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, Invitation, king charles, legitimising behaviour, Politics, presidential scandal, Protocol, red carpet, royal events, RoyalCraft, state dinner, trump, White House, world leaders, zelenskyy
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own kingdom and rule like a true monarch!
Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?
So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!

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CraftyPotion Minecraft Server
aid withdrawal, CraftyPotion, developing countries, disease prevention, funding, funding cuts, global health, global impact, health crisis, Healthcare, HIV, infectious diseases, international aid, malaria, Minecraft, nutrition, Polio, Programs, public health, Server, Termination, U.S, united states
come join our epic minecraft server where we terminate all boring stuff like polio, h.i.v., malaria, and nutrition programs!! who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic castles with us?? we promise no boring stuff, only fun and games!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures!! join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!! let’s craft and laugh together, join now!!

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ZelenskyCraft: No Trump Conferences
conferences, trump, ZelenskyCraft
So, like, you know when you’re just chillin’ in the Oval Office with your bro Zelensky and things get a lil heated? Yeah, that’s totally what happened on our server. Trump was all like “I can’t deal with this drama, I’m out!” and canceled the news conference. But don’t worry, things are way more chill on our server. Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a presidential showdown or two. Who knows what could happen next? Just remember, anything goes on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

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Only vanilla survival server minecraft
Active, Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Only, Play, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survivalcraft, Survivalmode, Vanilla
The description of the server server “only vanilla survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mr.0nq4.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Altitude Community

Altitude, Community, community-centered, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Dynmap, Expansions, MCMMO, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, Server Events, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Towns, Website

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	alttd.com/blog

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a welcoming server where players can come together to relax and enjoy survival gameplay. All are welcome, but our focus is on older players. We have been running since 2015 and have started new worlds for every major Minecraft release except 1.16.

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a variety of custom features suggested by our community. Check them out here.

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome on Altitude.
Are there any banned items or mods?	We have a list of banned items and mods on our website under the rules section.
Can I create a town or join an existing one?	Yes, we have a custom warp plugin for towns where players can create or join towns.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community to participate in.

Nostalgia Craft 1.20.3
#internetforum, 1.20.3, anonymitet, b.., Breva, Craft, Det var bättre förr, Diskussion, humor, internetkultur, nostalgi.., Nostalgia, Online Community, skvaller, stora kukar, SV-HO, svensk historia, Svenska, svenska kultur, svenska traditioner, sverige, Sverigetråden, upplagan
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the Sverigetråden på /b/ – Det var bättre förr upplagan on steroids!
We’re talking about building epic structures while discussing how big our virtual pickaxes are. It’s like a virtual bro fest where we flex our blocky muscles and show off our mad mining skills.
So, if you want to be part of a community that’s all about building, mining, and showing off our virtual manhood, then this server is the place to be. Don’t miss out on the fun, bros! Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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