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CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4373
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	538289
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	4351	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	3918	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Items Found:	5597
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	261	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4505	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	797
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
New Chunks Explored:	144295	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!