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DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Author, Backlash, controversy, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, FILTHY, free advertisement, Gaijin, International, Marketing, Minecraft, Outrage, publish, punish, reeeee, Region, Server, SUE, Targeting, unintended

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	163
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2975
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Animals Bred:	86	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3712	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5610
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6704	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	66
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!