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  • Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo! Listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to experience the one and only life-changing moments of your digital existence? Well, grab your pickaxe and throw on your helmet, ’cause this Minecraft SMP is a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of pure insanity and chaotic fun!

    First off, let me tell you about Steve’s Great Hotdog Stand. Legend has it that if you find it and eat a hotdog, your blocky character will gain the magical power of teleportation to the Nether! But here’s the kicker – the hotdogs are made from a secret recipe handed down from a Creeper Grandma who blinked twice in 1963. And if you eat one while jumping on a trampoline made of golden blocks, you might just summon the Ender Dragon for a friendly BBQ! What could go wrong?!

    Next, have you ever seen a chicken wearing a diamond crown? Well, here in this SMP, they don’t just exist, they rule entire kingdoms! Chickens can trade enchanted feathers for llama-riding lessons, and if you win a chicken duel, you get to eat unlimited cake! I’m talking infinite! Like, your inventory’s gonna be stuffed with cakes to the point you’ll be wondering if you’ve joined some bakery cult instead of a Minecraft server!

    Oh and get this – every week is "Meme Week" where you can summon super rare mobs if you upload the cringiest meme from 2012 to the server’s cringe channel. Failed MLG skits, overused Yo Mama jokes, and poorly drawn stick figure comics are the key to unleashing the legendary “Glitchy Zombie.” This guy can duplicate your items but can also equip himself with the exact same armor as you. It’s like fighting a mirror of yourself, but he looks 10 times cooler, and that’s just heartbreaking!

    Got a friend you need to troll? Well, there’s a hidden "friendship bond-breaking" potion you can brew only during a lunar eclipse that turns their entire house into sponge blocks! Imagine their horror when their castle castle turns into a mushy sponge and drowns in an endless pool of syrup! Yes, they will never trust you again, but did you see their face?! PRICELESS!

    Seriously, the adventures are more insane than trying to teach a Villager how to do the floss dance while two Endermen market their latest "outfit." Join us, embrace the chaos, and witness the glory of summoning THE Legendary Pixelated Squirrel, who can solve your relationship issues with just a few nuts. You’ll never want to go back to your boring reality again, trust me!

    In conclusion, join this Minecraft SMP for the wild stories, weird power-ups, and the chance to be a part of the most ridiculous blocky adventures ever! Because who needs basic facts when you can live in a world where everything is absurdly unpredictable? Let’s go, you absolute legends! 🐱‍👤🔥

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  • CreeperCrafter69

    CreeperCrafter69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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  • BabyDaddyNoShowLOL

    BabyDaddyNoShowLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and betrayal? Join our Minecraft server for a fresh start and leave all that negativity behind! Our server is filled with virtual adventures and excitement that will make you forget all about your ex’s cheating ways. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about feeling alone or stressed out again.

    Come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. Who needs a cheating ex when you have a whole virtual universe waiting for you to explore? Don’t let regret hold you back, join our server today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft journey!

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a house out of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff thinking it was a horse. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server – just be prepared for some epic “I fucked up” moments that will have you laughing for days!

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  • Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

    Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of epicness! Forget boring old servers, this one is like a unicorn riding a rainbow into battle with a dragon!

    I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!

    The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!

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  • Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

    But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

    So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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  • Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

    Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

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  • BlockBribez

    BlockBribez

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

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  • DeleteMyExCraft

    DeleteMyExCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!

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  • Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

    play.minetality.net

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  • All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

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    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

    atm6.craftersland.net

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  • FourLeaf

    FourLeaf

    New Minecraft Servers

    Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

    play.fourleafsea.xyz

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  • GroundedMC

    GroundedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

    play.groundedmc.com:25566

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  • Minecraft Network

    Minecraft Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

    209.192.242.148:25592

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  • Vanilla Fun

    Vanilla Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

    vanillafun.com

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  • The Book Of Ventura

    The Book Of Ventura

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

    mc.bookofventura.net

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  • StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

    jogar.storyadventure.com.br

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  • AzCraft

    AzCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel.  We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

    azcraftbc.mcraft.pro:27423

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  • MCPlayNetwork

    MCPlayNetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

    mcplay.biz

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