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  • Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to experience the one and only life-changing moments of your digital existence? Well, grab your pickaxe and throw on your helmet, ’cause this Minecraft SMP is a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of pure insanity and chaotic fun!

    First off, let me tell you about Steve’s Great Hotdog Stand. Legend has it that if you find it and eat a hotdog, your blocky character will gain the magical power of teleportation to the Nether! But here’s the kicker – the hotdogs are made from a secret recipe handed down from a Creeper Grandma who blinked twice in 1963. And if you eat one while jumping on a trampoline made of golden blocks, you might just summon the Ender Dragon for a friendly BBQ! What could go wrong?!

    Next, have you ever seen a chicken wearing a diamond crown? Well, here in this SMP, they don’t just exist, they rule entire kingdoms! Chickens can trade enchanted feathers for llama-riding lessons, and if you win a chicken duel, you get to eat unlimited cake! I’m talking infinite! Like, your inventory’s gonna be stuffed with cakes to the point you’ll be wondering if you’ve joined some bakery cult instead of a Minecraft server!

    Oh and get this – every week is "Meme Week" where you can summon super rare mobs if you upload the cringiest meme from 2012 to the server’s cringe channel. Failed MLG skits, overused Yo Mama jokes, and poorly drawn stick figure comics are the key to unleashing the legendary “Glitchy Zombie.” This guy can duplicate your items but can also equip himself with the exact same armor as you. It’s like fighting a mirror of yourself, but he looks 10 times cooler, and that’s just heartbreaking!

    Got a friend you need to troll? Well, there’s a hidden "friendship bond-breaking" potion you can brew only during a lunar eclipse that turns their entire house into sponge blocks! Imagine their horror when their castle castle turns into a mushy sponge and drowns in an endless pool of syrup! Yes, they will never trust you again, but did you see their face?! PRICELESS!

    Seriously, the adventures are more insane than trying to teach a Villager how to do the floss dance while two Endermen market their latest "outfit." Join us, embrace the chaos, and witness the glory of summoning THE Legendary Pixelated Squirrel, who can solve your relationship issues with just a few nuts. You’ll never want to go back to your boring reality again, trust me!

    In conclusion, join this Minecraft SMP for the wild stories, weird power-ups, and the chance to be a part of the most ridiculous blocky adventures ever! Because who needs basic facts when you can live in a world where everything is absurdly unpredictable? Let’s go, you absolute legends! 🐱‍👤🔥

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperCrafter69

    CreeperCrafter69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BabyDaddyNoShowLOL

    BabyDaddyNoShowLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and betrayal? Join our Minecraft server for a fresh start and leave all that negativity behind! Our server is filled with virtual adventures and excitement that will make you forget all about your ex’s cheating ways. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about feeling alone or stressed out again.

    Come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. Who needs a cheating ex when you have a whole virtual universe waiting for you to explore? Don’t let regret hold you back, join our server today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft journey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a house out of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff thinking it was a horse. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server – just be prepared for some epic “I fucked up” moments that will have you laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

    Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of epicness! Forget boring old servers, this one is like a unicorn riding a rainbow into battle with a dragon!

    I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!

    The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

    But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

    So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

    Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBribez

    BlockBribez

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DeleteMyExCraft

    DeleteMyExCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Citycraft smp

    Citycraft smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Coming In December:Build roads using the all new Transportation Node!Start a Lumber Mill and get paid for logging!Build housing and make revenue!

    IP: play.citycraftmc.comJava, Windows, and Mobile.

    CityCraft SMP Features:

    Coming – Pave Your Path to Profit: Establish a singular route or weave a vast network of roads. Attract players with shops and sights, and earn silver for every traveler on your thoroughfare! Lay 3 stone blocks side-by-side to unlock the Transportation Node.

    Anti-Cheat, Anti-Grief: Enjoy gameplay in a realm of fairness and respect. Our cutting-edge anti-cheat system and diligent moderation team promise a rewarding and positive experience.

    Land Claims and Build Protection: Ensure your architectural marvels remain pristine. With our land claim mechanics, you’re assured your creations stay intact.

    Player Shops: Establish your marketplace, negotiate with fellow players, and amass wealth. Trade essential resources, unique items, and more, carving a name as the server’s top merchant.

    Economy: Dive into a thriving economy where players can earn, trade, and splurge on prized assets. Flex your entrepreneurial muscles and see your fortunes soar.

    Leaderboard Legends: Stand out and become a legend! Rise to the top of our Hardcore Mode leaderboard and earn bragging rights as one of CityCraft’s finest. (Command `/ferocia`)

    Community:

    CityCraft SMP is home to a vibrant and friendly community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Forge lasting friendships, collaborate on ambitious projects, and join in on exciting events and tournaments.

    Join CityCraft SMP today (play.citycraftmc.com) and take your city building to the next level.

    play.citycraftmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ali-ACraft Network

    Ali-ACraft Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ali-ACraft Network (1.8+)

    Welcome to Ali-ACraft, the official server of famous Youtuber, Ali-A! We’re a hub server with unique features, gamemodes, and a welcoming community! Our server is 99% lag-free, has friendly staff, and is constantly updated with new features to ensure players always enjoy the network, experiencing all the features we have to offer.

    We hope to see you soon! – Ali-A Army

    mc.aliacraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CandyKings

    CandyKings

    New Minecraft Servers

    CandyKings is a candy-themed server dedicated to bringing you the best experience possible! We aim to offer you an unique experience whilst maintaining a fun and balanced atmosphere for everyone!

    Candy ON Prison PVP Survival Balanced Economy

    Play Today! IP: play.candykings.net Store: http://store.candykings.net/

    play.opempire.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Purple ore mc

    Purple ore mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    PurpleOre is a new Minecraft network consisting of great content and many different gamemodes for you to enjoy! We also offer free ranks! Be sure to claim your free rank today by typing /freerank in-game!

    Our staff and players are always welcoming to any and all newcomers so don’t be shy <3

    purpleore.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • InfinitePixel

    InfinitePixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to InfinitePixel! lnfinitePixel is a friendly server with fun staff. It has MCmmo & Factions! We also have Custom Enchantments,Economy,and other cool plugins. This server is in need of staff and is running Spigot 1.10. We are currently Minigames.

    infinitepixel.factions.ws

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Keaths-Network

    Keaths-Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Keaths-Network is a network of friendly people that like to play games and chill. If you would like to come be apart of this fun and join our growing network. Join us and have fun. we are currently working on the economy. Vivecraft for VR Minecraft ver – 1.16.2 Cheating – yes as long as you do not effect other people Survival – yes Creative – yes Nether – yes End – yes pvp – no

    keaths-network.servegame.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Op blocks

    Op blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    PurpleOre is an OG Minecraft network consisting of great content and many different gamemodes for you to enjoy! We also offer free ranks! Be sure to claim your free rank today by typing /freerank in-game!

    Our staff and players are always welcoming to any and all newcomers so don’t be shy <3

    purpleprison.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mythria

    Mythria

    New Minecraft Servers

    The world of Mythria awaits you. It is a magical land filled with complexity and beauty. Choose your race, name, age, and skills in this epic RP-PVP Minecraft server. You will face dangerous challenges, and experience fear as you protect the most important thing, your life and the lives of those you love. You can choose to live a simple life, or rise through the ranks of power. Will you be a benevolent king? A simple farmer? Or will you be a wandering thief. All these choices and more a possible in Mythria.

    Mythria-Roleplay.BeastMC.com:25585

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockoutMC

    BlockoutMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlockoutMC is a death-match free for all player vs. player type server. Your goal is to kill players, earn nuggets as money, and buy better gear. You will also be able to enchant the gear you have purchased. EXP dispensers and enchantment tables are hidden areas in our map.

    Our goal/the goal of this server is to improve the player’s PvP skills, while creating a fun community where players become friends.

    blockoutmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mox mc

    Mox mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a brand new survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on.Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!Our claiming system allows you to protect your home and loot from anyone who may try to steal, damage or otherwise grief.We have a live reporting system for players to use should they encounter a bug, need in game help, or need to report someone they feel may be cheating. The report goes straight to the server owner who can handle it asap with no problems.As soon as we have established testing on our custom plugins we will also implement ranks based on time played to reward players who are loyal to our server.We hope to create a small community of players on our server and evolve it based on their suggestions and input

    In the future we are also interested in adding more game modes to our network including creative and hardcore survival as well as others.

    Other awesome features include :Keep inventory24/7 server uptimeActive owners/adminsIf you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! http://discord.survivewith.usThank you for your time!

    moxmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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