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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8790 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?