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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7355 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 184 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?