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  • MomGuilt Minecraft Server

    MomGuilt Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling guilty for inheriting your parents’ home and trying to do the right thing? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky liens or IRS issues. No need to worry about nasty comments from family members – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

    With over 30k invested in the property and 3+ years of mortgage payments, you deserve a break. Join us and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

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  • DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?

    DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?
    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like one time, I was building a house and accidentally made it out of TNT instead of wood, and BOOM, my whole base exploded! But it was so funny, I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and spilled my Mountain Dew all over my keyboard. And then there was this other time when I tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a Pegasus, but instead we both just plummeted to our deaths. It was epic! So if you want to have the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious time ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do something really dumb like try to tame a creeper or something, then you might regret it a little bit. But still, it’s totally worth it for all the laughs and good times. So come join us and let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget because we’re all a little too addicted to Minecraft, lolololololol!

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this inheritance story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like our friend Valorie, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

    Build your own virtual plant babies and chat with your virtual neighbors on their balconies. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a long-lost virtual family member who demands their share of the virtual inheritance. Will you be generous like our protagonist or stand your ground like the lawyer who knows the rules of the game?

    Join now for a chance to navigate through virtual family drama, unexpected twists, and the ultimate decision of whether to share your virtual wealth with a long-lost virtual relative. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual riches waiting for you on our server – don’t miss out!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz, like, we got top hamas officials playin’ with us, man! they be like, “if i knew what would happen i wouldn’t have supported attacking israel,” but now they be playin’ minecraft with us, so u know it’s gonna be wild! like, imagine building a castle with a top hamas dude, that’s some crazy stuff right there! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life, bro!

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  • OopsWrongBlock Minecraft SMP

    OopsWrongBlock Minecraft SMP
    LOL, imagine you’re just minding your own business on this Minecraft SMP and you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! RIP to your diamond armor, amirite? But don’t worry, on this server, we have a special “Lava Pit Survival Challenge” where you have to try and escape the lava pit without dying. It’s like a mini-game within the game, how epic is that?!

    And let me tell you about our legendary “Chicken Army War” event. Basically, we all have to gather as many chickens as possible and then have a massive battle where the winner is crowned the Chicken King. It’s clucking ridiculous but so much fun!

    Oh, and did I mention our secret underground disco party? Yeah, we have a whole underground club where we host dance parties with glowstone dance floors and music discs playing all night long. It’s lit, literally!

    So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off, then come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always trying to photobomb our group selfies. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

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  • CraftyCousinWedding Minecraft Server

    CraftyCousinWedding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a selfish AH in real life? Do you want to make up for your past mistakes and attend weddings like a responsible adult? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of attending virtual weddings without any guilt!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of family gatherings and wedding ceremonies. Meet and greet virtual relatives, participate in family pictures, and even enjoy a couples dinner with the bride and groom (Minecraft food included)!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to redeem yourself and show your virtual wife and daughter that you can be there for them, even in the pixelated world. Our server is the perfect place to practice being a supportive family member and make up for all your past AH moments.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey towards becoming a better person, one Minecraft wedding at a time!

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  • SnakeoilSurprise Minecraft SMP

    SnakeoilSurprise Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. We have famous celebrities like Kim Kardashian selling enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for only 100 diamonds. And guess what? Elon Musk is here too, trying to sell us rocket-powered minecarts that can take you to the Nether in 0.69 seconds. It’s absolute madness, but it’s so much fun!

    Join our server for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Steve from Minecraft himself. Or maybe you’ll witness a llama riding contest between PewDiePie and MrBeast. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

    So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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  • KarmaCraft SMP: Ex-Bully Reflections

    KarmaCraft SMP: Ex-Bully Reflections
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Join our server if you were a bully as a kid and want to make up for your past sins. We believe in redemption through building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Plus, we have a special therapy session every week where we talk about our past bullying experiences and how we can be better players in the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who go around pranking other players in the most hilarious ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a giant statue of a potato, the Blocky Bandits are always up to no good.

    So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall off your blocky throne. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

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  • KickedOutCraft Minecraft Server

    KickedOutCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time I got kicked out of my house for accidentally chipping a bowl (which could have totally been fixed with some superglue, by the way). Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re falling off a stool just trying to reach for some wheat biscuits!

    Experience the thrill of being locked out of your virtual house and having to find shelter at a friend’s Minecraft mansion. And don’t worry, our server is so epic that even if your friend’s mom calls your virtual mom to come pick you up, you’ll still have a blast!

    So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about that time you got in trouble for a tiny chip in a bowl. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

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  • BackwardsCraft

    BackwardsCraft
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not being able to reverse that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can reverse ANYTHING! That’s right, whether it’s a cringy comment in the chat or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house, just use our magical reverse button and watch as time literally rewinds before your eyes. Join us now and never live with regret again!

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